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Gollum ( genfood@feddit.org )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago

I am a software developer at PornHub

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Gollum ( genfood@feddit.org )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago
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  • Destide ( sirico@feddit.uk ) 
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    Why is Porn a censored word but Angular is OK?

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      img

    • NigelFrobisher ( NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ) 
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      Young people are hilariously messed-up. It’s like my generation decided we were finally going to challenge all the old taboos, and then the next generation demolished all the old gender assumptions, except now we have to be super judgmental about what everyone else is into.

      • apotheotic (she/her) ( apotheotic@beehaw.org ) 
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        What part of the younger generations are being judgmental about what people are into in their private lives? As long as it isn’t hurting anyone (without enthusiastic and sapient consent), I don’t see an issue.

    • fx3 ( fx3@beehaw.org ) 
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      Are you implying that you masturbate to Angular files?

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        Oh, I’m guessing you’re one of the Vue degenerates, right?

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          Hey, don’t kinkshame man. Just look at those stupid sexy v-bind

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          The V in Vue is also V for Ingsoc

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          It’s a v-bindage kink.

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    That was great

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      deleted by creator

      • towerful ( towerful@programming.dev ) 
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        Clearly you use your keyboard to dry you off

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        You mean p!$$

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    Atleast his switches are well lubricated.

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    Man, thats bullshit. Any real dev wpuld know that react is the best framework

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      React is only the most common not the best. Vue is superior

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    deleted by creator

    • Kusimulkku ( Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ) 
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      It’s ridiculous

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    Are you proud with your job?

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      Yes

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