Fun fact: In shipping, a person ‘dating’ an object is called a cargo ship.

“Objects are made by men and used for many purposes. But we never…love…objects.”

—James Franco

“There’s nothing going on with the ottoman! That’s a business relationship!”

—ibid

Refrigerator senpai?!? https://youtu.be/gYXHnkhRwCY?si=l1EcFXzJE_EX-dL_

Back in my day if you had a vacuum cleaner kink, you kept it to your damn self!

Seriously though, these games aren’t for me but I’m glad that people can enjoy them.

That all seems very, very strange.

I never craved a toaster or a color T.V.