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It has been so great to see how horrible Vance is as a VP pick. I would hazard a guess that nobody else would say yes to Trump after he was willing to sacrifice Pence.
DogPeePoo ( @DogPeePoo@lemm.ee ) 61•1 month agoBoy, it would be terrible if his nickname became
Flipper🐬Vance
thefartographer ( @thefartographer@lemm.ee ) 21•1 month agoThe Legend of Flipper Vance
Episode IV: Avoiding Seductive Couches
Minarble ( @Minarble@aussie.zone ) 8•1 month agoThe Legend of Flipper Vance
Episode XI: Couch surfing for fun and profit
thefartographer ( @thefartographer@lemm.ee ) 5•1 month agoDamnit, that’s a WAY better title! I knew there were some quality opportunities
Well done
Minarble ( @Minarble@aussie.zone ) 4•1 month agoWell thank you but it’s always easier to riff on an idea than generate the first one!
I_am_10_squirrels ( @I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ) 9•1 month agoThat works on at least two levels
He left the tweet up. It is still there (from February 17th). Just…wow
GBU_28 ( @GBU_28@lemm.ee ) English39•1 month agoJd Vance is:
THE DEEP
Tolookah ( @Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de ) 13•1 month agoMan, imagine being a powerless Homelander and choosing The Deep as your preferred sidekick.
dylanmorgan ( @dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ) 4•1 month agoWell, Blanc White won’t do it now.
FIash Mob #5678 ( @FlashMobOfOne@beehaw.org ) 21•1 month agoWow.
I am not one to kink shame, but dude, c’mon. THIS and Trump are the best the Republican Party could do? Out of 330,000,000 people?
It just goes to show that Republicans are monumental pieces of shit.
BlackLaZoR ( @BlackLaZoR@kbin.run ) 20•1 month agoThe problem, according to the commenters, is that the words “woman” and “dolphin” were highlighted in the image, suggesting that whoever took the screenshot apparently searched for those exact terms.
Seems like a nothing burger blown out of proportion by the press. Stop upvoting garbage pls
But it is a funny nothing burger that shows how out of touch Vance is
BlackLaZoR ( @BlackLaZoR@kbin.run ) 8•1 month agoMore like, it shows that media will leech into anything.
Che Banana ( @The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org ) 7•1 month agoYou can’t tell me what to or not to upvote. Shits funny…upvote.
LukeZaz ( @LukeZaz@beehaw.org ) English7•1 month agoWith you here. The title made it sound like a lot more than it actually was.
Minarble ( @Minarble@aussie.zone ) 1•1 month ago“Damn you, Internet, for showing people things they search for,” former journalist Morten Øverbye wrote in response.
Ech ( @ech@lemm.ee ) English16•1 month agoDudes the first millennial candidate and his opsec is worse than a 90 year old grandparent. Here’s hoping Harris’ vp is a millennial to save some dignity for the generation, historically speaking.
BurningRiver ( @BurningRiver@beehaw.org ) 7•1 month agoJD Vance is a Peter Thiel sock puppet.
blusterydayve26 ( @blusterydayve26@midwest.social ) English14•1 month agoSo the bestiality guy is the least sexually deviant person on the ticket. Got it.
coyotino [he/him] ( @theangriestbird@beehaw.org ) English12•1 month agothat certainly is a raw story (.com)
kbin_space_program ( @kbin_space_program@kbin.run ) 10•1 month agoMan, and we all thought his whole thing over couches was bad.
collapse_already ( @collapse_already@lemmy.ml ) English9•1 month agoMan, if we could only find a video of a dolphin doing a couch. Did I just rule 34 that into existence?
some_guy ( @some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ) 4•1 month agoMargie would do it. But she wants to be in the spotlight too much, so he’d never ask her.
jarfil ( @jarfil@beehaw.org ) 2•1 month agoNot to defend the guy… but most millennials might be familiar with the Goatse website, which in its heyday used to link to Lemon Party and… Dolphinse.
Next he might repost Tub Whale.
HulkSmashBurgers ( @HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com ) 1•1 month agoDeep is that you?