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It has been so great to see how horrible Vance is as a VP pick. I would hazard a guess that nobody else would say yes to Trump after he was willing to sacrifice Pence.
- DogPeePoo ( @DogPeePoo@lemm.ee ) 61•6 months ago
Boy, it would be terrible if his nickname became
Flipper🐬Vance
- thefartographer ( @thefartographer@lemm.ee ) 21•6 months ago
The Legend of Flipper Vance
Episode IV: Avoiding Seductive Couches
- Minarble ( @Minarble@aussie.zone ) 8•6 months ago
The Legend of Flipper Vance
Episode XI: Couch surfing for fun and profit
- thefartographer ( @thefartographer@lemm.ee ) 5•6 months ago
Damnit, that’s a WAY better title! I knew there were some quality opportunities
Well done
- Minarble ( @Minarble@aussie.zone ) 4•6 months ago
Well thank you but it’s always easier to riff on an idea than generate the first one!
- I_am_10_squirrels ( @I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ) 9•6 months ago
That works on at least two levels
He left the tweet up. It is still there (from February 17th). Just…wow
- GBU_28 ( @GBU_28@lemm.ee ) English39•6 months ago
Jd Vance is:
THE DEEP
- Tolookah ( @Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de ) 13•6 months ago
Man, imagine being a powerless Homelander and choosing The Deep as your preferred sidekick.
- dylanmorgan ( @dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ) 4•6 months ago
Well, Blanc White won’t do it now.
- FIash Mob #5678 ( @FlashMobOfOne@beehaw.org ) 21•6 months ago
Wow.
I am not one to kink shame, but dude, c’mon. THIS and Trump are the best the Republican Party could do? Out of 330,000,000 people?
It just goes to show that Republicans are monumental pieces of shit.
- BlackLaZoR ( @BlackLaZoR@kbin.run ) 20•6 months ago
The problem, according to the commenters, is that the words “woman” and “dolphin” were highlighted in the image, suggesting that whoever took the screenshot apparently searched for those exact terms.
Seems like a nothing burger blown out of proportion by the press. Stop upvoting garbage pls
But it is a funny nothing burger that shows how out of touch Vance is
- BlackLaZoR ( @BlackLaZoR@kbin.run ) 8•6 months ago
More like, it shows that media will leech into anything.
- Che Banana ( @The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org ) 7•6 months ago
You can’t tell me what to or not to upvote. Shits funny…upvote.
- LukeZaz ( @LukeZaz@beehaw.org ) English7•6 months ago
With you here. The title made it sound like a lot more than it actually was.
- Minarble ( @Minarble@aussie.zone ) 1•6 months ago
“Damn you, Internet, for showing people things they search for,” former journalist Morten Øverbye wrote in response.
- Ech ( @ech@lemm.ee ) English16•6 months ago
Dudes the first millennial candidate and his opsec is worse than a 90 year old grandparent. Here’s hoping Harris’ vp is a millennial to save some dignity for the generation, historically speaking.
- BurningRiver ( @BurningRiver@beehaw.org ) 7•6 months ago
JD Vance is a Peter Thiel sock puppet.
- blusterydayve26 ( @blusterydayve26@midwest.social ) English14•6 months ago
So the bestiality guy is the least sexually deviant person on the ticket. Got it.
- coyotino [he/him] ( @theangriestbird@beehaw.org ) English12•6 months ago
that certainly is a raw story (.com)
- kbin_space_program ( @kbin_space_program@kbin.run ) 10•6 months ago
Man, and we all thought his whole thing over couches was bad.
- collapse_already ( @collapse_already@lemmy.ml ) English9•6 months ago
Man, if we could only find a video of a dolphin doing a couch. Did I just rule 34 that into existence?
- some_guy ( @some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ) 4•6 months ago
Margie would do it. But she wants to be in the spotlight too much, so he’d never ask her.
- jarfil ( @jarfil@beehaw.org ) 2•6 months ago
Not to defend the guy… but most millennials might be familiar with the Goatse website, which in its heyday used to link to Lemon Party and… Dolphinse.
Next he might repost Tub Whale.
- HulkSmashBurgers ( @HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com ) 1•5 months ago
Deep is that you?