Seems like nobody’s asking this so might as well do it.
Oh, don’t get me started, let’s just say that im heading into a dead bedroom.
My stock portfolio. I just wanna get rich quick man…
At least you are smart enough to know how to have a stock. The only stocks I know are from Knorr.
JFC, stop fetishizing your depression. It requires zero intelligence, effort, or resources to lose money in the stock market. If you really want to buy stocks, just Google how. There are a million free apps out there. It won’t cure your depression, and it’ll probably make you lose money, but if you somehow think less of yourself because you think you don’t know how to do it, you can take an hour to figure it out.
If you’re smart enough to figure out how to make literally a dozen Lemmy accounts to evade getting banned, you’re smart enough to create a trading account.
My job absolutely fucking sucks but the money’s good and I need insurance so I can’t leave without having anything lined up, and the market for IT jobs is absolutely dogshit right now so I’ve had zero hits on the apps I’ve put out.
I hate capitalism.