- galmuth ( @galmuth@feddit.uk ) English22•1 month ago
It almost feels like cheating as we British have such a natural advantage in savoury baked goods theft.
- NigelFrobisher ( @NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ) English15•1 month ago
We need to raid Greggs before the small boats get here and destroy are way of life.
- YurkshireLad ( @YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca ) English13•1 month ago
Oh no! If only we had a picture of the thief!
I almost feel sorry for him. He can go on to get married, have kids, do well in his chosen career, cure cancer, etc and he’ll always be The Gregg Thief.
- mannycalavera ( @mannycalavera@feddit.uk ) English10•1 month ago
Let’s be honest… he’s not going to medical school. Or going to school at all.
- Zip2 ( @Zip2@feddit.uk ) English6•1 month ago
He’s probably never even been any further than the next town.
Not now he isn’t!
Are there no depths to which they won’t sink?
- DragonTypeWyvern ( @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ) English16•1 month ago
Let he who has never stolen a sausage throw the first plastic chair
- friendly_ghost ( @friendly_ghost@beehaw.org ) English6•1 month ago
UK News Website Of The Year 2024
- Mossy Feathers (They/Them) ( @MossyFeathers@pawb.social ) English5•1 month ago
I can sympathize. I’ve had shitty days where I want to rob a pastry store of their food, or sit in a supermarket isle and just gorge myself on junk food.
- Emmie ( @Emmie@lemm.ee ) English5•1 month ago
He looks like a thumb or maybe index finger, this isn’t human
This is the larval stage of a Barry just before he consumes 10,000 calories a day to metamorphose into his adult state.
- Mossy Feathers (They/Them) ( @MossyFeathers@pawb.social ) English3•1 month ago
Don’t insult the Grand Thumb-Thumb Corpsegrinder like that. He doesn’t share any relation with this lad.
- xep ( @xep@fedia.io ) 5•1 month ago
I somehow saw “furries.” I need a break from the Internet.