- Hegar ( @Hegar@fedia.io ) 36•1 month ago
I’d prefer to name them after oil company executives.
- xor ( @xor@infosec.pub ) 12•1 month ago
i prefer to name my bullets after oil ex… i mean after mythical creatures.
- umbrella ( @umbrella@lemmy.ml ) 1•1 month ago
heatwave wael.
yeah it does roll off the tongue.
- N0body ( @N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English14•1 month ago
The BP Heat Spill has a great ring to it.
- leisesprecher ( @leisesprecher@feddit.org ) 11•1 month ago
The great BP DP.
- Elise ( @xilliah@beehaw.org ) 8•1 month ago
When will the Siemens heatwave end?
- Annoyed_🦀 🏅 ( @Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ) 7•1 month ago
Shell Hell
- Gsus4 ( @Gsus4@mander.xyz ) 5•1 month ago
Now that’s smart marketing.
- MonkderVierte ( @MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ) 5•1 month ago
Let them pay for damages.
- MelodiousFunk ( @MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ) 4•1 month ago
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