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- 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️ ( @Kolanaki@yiffit.net ) English65•1 month ago
I wonder what those creatures that demand your first born do if you’re a virgin forever. Or if you’re gay. 🤔
- apotheotic (she/her) ( @apotheotic@beehaw.org ) English109•1 month ago
Fae: GIVE ME YOUR FIRST BORN
Human, having unprotected sex with their gay partner for the 7th time that day: I’M TRYING
- tacosanonymous ( @tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ) 27•1 month ago
Eat you alive mostly.
- Rai ( @Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 14•1 month ago
I get to get VORED too?!
- ColeSloth ( @ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ) 12•1 month ago
Ya win some, ya lose some. No businessman has every deal go their way.
- wh0_cares ( @wh0_cares@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 5•1 month ago
According to my gf, they take your balls. Call it a feysectomy.
- apotheotic (she/her) ( @apotheotic@beehaw.org ) English45•1 month ago
I don’t know if I can say this “awakened” something in me because I was well aware of it but. Where is the rest of the story OP.
- CosmicTurtle0 ( @CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English21•1 month ago
I have a breeding kink and …yeah, might have to add this to my rp prompts.
- otter ( @otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English39•1 month ago
A tale as old as time itself: the “bard finds himself in the Baewild, and…”