Not my best joke, probably done before, but this summer is giving me a headache.
- Maven (famous) ( @Maven@lemmy.zip ) English8•1 month ago
Have you considered not having a headache?
I tend to find I feel a lot better when I don’t have a headache.
Turns out I needed more water. Thanks. 😅
- plactagonic ( @plactagonic@sopuli.xyz ) English6•1 month ago
Maybe not your best but exactly the kind of joke I would expect from you.
- Che Banana ( @The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org ) English2•1 month ago
Well, the girls would turn the color of the Avocado when he would drive down their street in his El Dorado
He could walk down your street and girls could not resist to stare
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole
I… 😶
- Che Banana ( @The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org ) English2•1 month ago
Oh of course. How could I have missed that pop culture reference. 🫲😅🫱
- Che Banana ( @The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org ) English1•1 month ago
Because you were born this milennia and i have an absolute backlog of random fluff bouncing around my vacant skull
HA! I was born in the same year France performed its last execution by guillotine. I bet you know when that was. 🫵😎
- Che Banana ( @The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org ) English2•1 month ago
The only history I am interested from the French is that they gave the world Macaroni & Cheese.