- GluWu ( @GluWu@lemm.ee ) English13•1 month ago
I frickin dare you to marry me
oh yeah?! challenge accepted!! im gonna marry u so hard you’ll be sorry you ever dared!
- Squished Fly (she/they) ( @SquishedFly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English9•1 month ago
Too bad that all fish are 2589547453km away…
cast out a lure and they’ll come to you!
- Squished Fly (she/they) ( @SquishedFly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English4•1 month ago
Guess the fact that I’m here commenting proves that your lure worked…
Just fucking marry me already ;-; (no sex tho, only cuddles)
glomps u cuddle time NOW (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
- Squished Fly (she/they) ( @SquishedFly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English3•29 days ago
Yaaayyy! (つ≧▽≦)つ
- Of the Air (cele/celes) ( @oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English9•1 month ago
We’ve 0 interest in marriage, but dating them would be nice.
dating’s nice too!
- Miku Luna \ she/it ( @backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English8•1 month ago
sadly due to homophobia you cannot legally marry multiple people in most countried
- apotheotic (she/her) ( @apotheotic@beehaw.org ) English9•1 month ago
I am going to do it anyway and I will use my army of wives to overthrow every government
PS don’t look at my bio
overthrow the world government! establish the global harem polycule! save the tuna fish! and the rest of the planet i guess
- apotheotic (she/her) ( @apotheotic@beehaw.org ) English5•30 days ago
tunasyne
save the tuna fish!
my gender is fish