When the only thing neuken me in my keuken is life. 😔
Kutleven!
(The Dutch attach genitals or diseases to words to turn them into swearwords. This one is often used for “shit life” but it literally means “vagina life” which I find very fitting and ironic in this context)
cunt life would be better. Even more correct: a cunt’s life , ie a very bad life.
I took into account that OP’s domain is from the UK, where everybody calls each other a cunt and therefore lifes a cunt’s life by default.
To add a few more examples:
- zakkenwasser (sack/bollocks washer, an asshole)
- lul-de-behanger ([mister]cock-the-wallpaperer, also translates to asshole)
- lullen (dicking/cocking, talking nonsense)
this sounds funny bc keuken sounds like dick in swedish
And kök looks like cock in English, so we’ve come full circle (I know it’s not pronounced that way)
I am absolutely convinced that Dutch isn’t a real language. The entire country just makes shit up as they go along just to fuck with the rest of us, and the the entire country is in on the joke.
Makker houd een even heel gouw je grote mond.
gouw
Spreek Nederlands…!
¿Ves? Son solo un montón de sonidos tontos y todos se ríen de ello.
Geef me een klap papa
Un abrazo!
I read this in Canadian.
“Oh yeah bud, we were just neuken in keuken all night eh?”
I did an exchange program with the Netherlands once (Mgr Frencken College or something) and this sentence and a weird ass kick dance was all I learnt
I think you can add on de keukentafel?
If you’re talking early 2000s I know exactly what dance you mean. That was a short but intense fad.
Yeah it was around that time and I am very certain you have the right one in mind. It ended up being the secret “I participated in the Holland exchange” dance in our school and I can still kick it
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