- superkret ( @superkret@feddit.org ) English15•23 days ago
Upgrade their PC to Windows 11 overnight
Click yes on all “recommended” options
Left-align taskbar and make it black
Restore their desktop wallpaper- Feydaikin ( @Faydaikin@beehaw.org ) English3•23 days ago
You’re an evil person
- A1kmm ( @A1kmm@lemmy.amxl.com ) English1•21 days ago
Hope you brought install media, because it’s a Linux system. And it doesn’t have a TPM2, so Windows 11 might not even be installable.
So I guess I’m unhauntable.
- superkret ( @superkret@feddit.org ) English2•21 days ago
In that case, I’ll switch you to Slackware.
- lemmyng ( @lemmyng@lemmy.ca ) English12•23 days ago
I’m assuming that the haunting is because I had a vendetta against the haunted. In that case, I’d make their life miserable in the most subtle ways, including but not limited to:
- Move their furniture half an inch at random so they keep stubbing their toes.
- Make their clothing get stuck in doorhandles.
- Loosen the knobs on their drawers.
- Loosen the screws on the handles of their pots and pans by an eight of a turn.
- Shift things in their cupboards so that something falls out every time they open them.
- Damage the gaskets on their windows so that there’s a draft and constant whistling sound.
- Reopen their resealable packages a little bit so the food spoils faster.
- Make their toilet leak, but only when they’re sleeping.
- Pack lint into their phone’s charging port so that their charger never plugs in snugly.
- Unbalance their appliances so they rattle/shake.
- Slightly unbalance their car tires.
- Loosen fasteners in their car so it produces annoying rattles.
- Make their pens leak.
- criticon ( @criticon@lemmy.ca ) English5•23 days ago
I would press the reset button of the modem constantly. Also disconnect the phone charger at night but connect it before they wake up so for some reason it only charged about 5%
- wattanao ( @wattanao@fedia.io ) 3•23 days ago
The toilet leaking seems like a little too much effort for me, but otherwise I’m on board. Don’t forget moving their small and easily misplaceable objects when they set them down. Maybe just around the room a little bit, like putting their phone on their seat when they get up instead of the arm of the chair where they left it.
- Lvxferre ( @lvxferre@mander.xyz ) English11•23 days ago
Playing with their pets while they’re sleeping, by throwing small objects around the house.
…I wouldn’t be a scary ghost but at least I’d have my fun.
- don ( @don@lemm.ee ) English8•23 days ago
I wouldn’t. I’m a fucking ghost. I can just go about my day, knowing I’m a ghost, and not fuck with anyone.
- Libb ( @Libb@jlai.lu ) English7•23 days ago
I would constantly log them out of all their social and turn off their phone — what a naughty ghost would I be :p
- TotallyNotSpez ( @TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website ) English6•23 days ago
My victims would never again find a matching pair of socks in their homes.
- Annoyed_🦀 🏅 ( @Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ) English4•23 days ago
I’ll befriend and play with their cats. Their cats will do a zoomie randomly.
Ohh wait that’s how a cat normally works.
I’ll make their cat miao randomly.
Wait that’s how they works as well.
I’ll stand at a corner of the room, attract their attention and makes them looks like they stare at that corner for no reason.
Ohh that’s how they works too.
Ohh well i’ll just stick with making dogs bark randomly.
- odium ( @odium@programming.dev ) English1•23 days ago
Ohh wait that’s how dogs work too.
- Tracked ( @Tracked@sopuli.xyz ) English4•23 days ago
I would break the gas pipes so I would make the whole thing explode.
- apotheotic (she/her) ( @apotheotic@beehaw.org ) English3•23 days ago
I don’t quite know what the mechanism for this would be, but I imagine giving people random boners/getting them randomly turned on at times where its not appropriate would be quite funny. There are few mundane experiences which are quite so unpleasant as arousal when it shouldn’t happen
- KingJalopy ( @KingJalopy@lemm.ee ) English2•23 days ago
Great, I’m about to go to the dentist and this is all I’m going to think about now.
- apotheotic (she/her) ( @apotheotic@beehaw.org ) English1•23 days ago
Fortunately for you, I am not a ghost yet.
- PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him] ( @PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org ) English1•23 days ago
Constant unprompted calculus lessons
- ⚛️ Color 🎨 ( @Corno@lemm.ee ) English1•23 days ago
I would make sure that the toilet roll is the right way around.
- Call me Lenny/Leni ( @shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee ) English1•23 days ago
As a ghost, do I have the power to visit people during their dream time?
Why not!
- electric_nan ( @electric_nan@lemmy.ml ) English1•23 days ago
I would manifest in their lives by ringing their windchimes when they are thinking of me.
- 🇨🇦🇩🇪🇨🇳张殿李🇨🇳🇩🇪🇨🇦 ( @ZDL@ttrpg.network ) English1•21 days ago
I would constantly swap all their sugar for salt and vice versa.