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- theonion@midwest.social
WINDER, GA—In the hours following a violent rampage in Georgia in which a lone attacker killed at least four individuals and injured nine others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Wednesday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from taking place…
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Do they publish this every time there’s a school shooting? Swear I’ve seen this before.
37 times and counting. Part of the joke is that they just change a few words to localize each shooting, as no one has done anything at all to address the issue since they first published the original article in 2014.
Like the Daily Show, the Onion is being driven to actual journalism by the increasing absurdity of the world we live in.