Well, I guess I am now doomed. All these women chasing me will know exactly how to catch me. Oh no, oh woe.

Game over, my dudes. We been got good.

I hate that I don’t have an argument against this.

This would never work on me, I would simply avoid the lap, and make a C a s u a l escape

Back in my days we put the sauce in the comments

My wife hates this one simple trick.

:3

If I know ONE THING, it’s that fuck do I really have to do this. If I’m getting paid per post, I want to know what is the lady’s head doing in the blob thing

I volunteer for testing.