I save money by not even using lemons. I simply add a minute amount of dehydroxyl-5-ca carbomethyl-tridiamine hexanepolyethylene which tastes vaguely lemony but also causes elbow cancer. Treatment for which is patented by one of my subsidiary companies, so I make a good chunk of income with the cause and cure for that one specific disease.
The best part is that dehydroxyl-5-ca carbomethyl-tridiamine hexanepolyethylene turns bright yellow when it comes in contact with the fecal matter so we get our water from the city that pays us to process their municipal waste water and we save money dyes. Win-win-win win-win.
But knowingly selling elbow-cancer-juice is illegal, that’s why we paid for a study that showed it didn’t. We’ll also fight any claims that it does in court to the death
Or the classic “I’m going to sell my lemonade at a loss until all my competitors go out of business (or are bought by me) and then I’ll massively increase the price”
I broke down and bought a lemonade the last time I was at a ren faire. Even before the ice jam packed in the cup started to melt, it barely tasted of lemon. Or sugar. The ice did last for quite some time though, even though it was a hot day. Slow trickle of cold moisture. Silver linings I guess.
Even more realistic would be both fat cats are the same person and the lable is the only difference. The piss stays of course. :/
At least the piss has flavor.
*Processes to merge*
Don’t forget the multi-million-dollar marketing campaign and funded research to convince the public it’s no different to, or even better than, real lemonade.
I’m not sure how well this meme is making it’s point. Lemonade is by definition mostly water.
