- Janet ( @janet_catcus@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 141•4 days ago
“Is it possible to buy normal weed in 2024 or is there only shinzo-abe-pack-chernobyl-1000C-hot-knife-sohn-of-a-whore-nirvana-haze which leaves you with a permanent disability?”
you are welcome
and for the germanophones:
“ich verstehe nicht alles hier aber ‘shinzo abe pack chernobyl 1000’ schiesst wie eine schrotflinte ein loch durch die sprach barriere”
seit willkommen
edith: sorry, hab nix mit flinten zu tun und mach kaum schrott :P
- superkret ( @superkret@feddit.org ) 54•4 days ago
SInce the legalization, I keep getting home-grown weed for free from friends.
Cause you can legally keep 3 plants, but only legally have 50g of dried weed at home. So everyone gives away the surplus after harvesting (which is also illegal, but impossible to control).- pimeys ( @pimeys@lemmy.nauk.io ) 29•4 days ago
I’m in Berlin and half of my neighbors have these 3m tall weed plants on their balconies. 3-4 usually, and nobody really cares. I wonder how the winter is going to be when everybody suddenly has half a kilo of weed…
- superkret ( @superkret@feddit.org ) 23•4 days ago
In Berlin you could smoke weed in front of cops before the legalization.
They’ve got bigger things to worry about.- rumschlumpel ( @rumschlumpel@feddit.org ) 14•4 days ago
Every cop has bigger things to worry about.
- manucode ( @manucode@infosec.pub ) 16•4 days ago
Tell that a Bavarian cop?
- rumschlumpel ( @rumschlumpel@feddit.org ) 9•4 days ago
Let’s just say that going to the Netherlands to talk to a Dutch cop would be faster for me than going to Bavaria.
Become the bigger reason
- lars ( @lars@lemmy.sdf.org ) 5•3 days ago
The person smoking weed next to me with skin darker than my own, yes.
- pimeys ( @pimeys@lemmy.nauk.io ) 2•4 days ago
Yeah. I don’t mean that. But how is it going to look like in bars when everybody suddenly has hundreds or so grams of weed…
- rumschlumpel ( @rumschlumpel@feddit.org ) 11•4 days ago
Considering that smoking is usually prohibited in bars, not much different.
- superkret ( @superkret@feddit.org ) 7•4 days ago
I’m not sure what you mean.
Why would it affect what bars look like?- pimeys ( @pimeys@lemmy.nauk.io ) 5•3 days ago
I was joking here a bit, but:
- A big crowd of people has suddenly a lot of weed.
- People in Berlin like to go to bars and like to smoke weed (a fact)
- Suddenly there’s a lot more weed, many people more are smoking it either in the bar (allowed in a few places at least in Neukolln) or outside the bar (about every other place outside Neukolln)
- Fun.
So it was my take on laughing a bit about the winter 2024…
- Janet ( @janet_catcus@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 12•4 days ago
fuck me.
not telling where i get my shit but i dont get it free and instead it costs a whole fucking lot. main reason why im broke all the time actually…
well fuck me… i dont know how to treat plants good, the clubs cant grow until there exists some sort of training first… bullshit bureaucracy really, and also i dont have any friends who consume or grow…
- Tiefkuehlkost ( @Tiefkuehlkost@feddit.org ) 11•4 days ago
Try feminized automatic seeds thet eliminates many points of failure, you dont need to ckeck the gender and you can just blast them with 18 hours of light till harvest.
And even if only one plant survives you should still be even
- Janet ( @janet_catcus@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 5•3 days ago
yeah well, no idea where to get seeds xD the place i usually go to used to sell them too, but no longer… i wonder why 🤪
- Tiefkuehlkost ( @Tiefkuehlkost@feddit.org ) 2•3 days ago
In the past I ordered here from the Netherlands https://www.zamnesia.com/de
- Swallowtail ( @Swallowtail@beehaw.org ) 11•4 days ago
Anybody can learn to grow plants. It just takes practice and learning. There’s a gazillion YouTube videos on gardening and I’m sure there’s tons on how to grow weed specifically.
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGtYLiV_xP0Q9lkp5AsnnprB5VJaM5Q0q&si=ancwEKW0XvmxRW9B
- SaltyIceteaMaker ( @SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml ) 4•3 days ago
I thought it was only illegal to sell?
- superkret ( @superkret@feddit.org ) 10•3 days ago
Nope, also illegal to give away. So you legally have to destroy any surplus.
- androogee (they/she) ( @androogee@midwest.social ) English20•3 days ago
In a series of small fires
- Swedneck ( @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ) 7•3 days ago
bro come help me legally dispose of this weed
- TheFriar ( @TheFriar@lemm.ee ) 26•4 days ago
I’m a Germanphobe and you slapping me in the face with all that German was very rude
I’m very scared right now
- _____ ( @_____@lemm.ee ) English13•3 days ago
Ty that’s actually funny as fk
- SaltyIceteaMaker ( @SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml ) 5•3 days ago
For anyone wondering the removed word is what you call a female dog, an insult to a female person often preceded by “son of a” or an informal way to call a lady working in the red-light district
- Kazumara ( @Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de ) 5•4 days ago
schrottflinte
Schrotflinte, die schiessen Schrot
- Janet ( @janet_catcus@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 3•4 days ago
ah ja, danke, passiert wenn man wenig damit zutun hat. spaghettimonsterimhimmelseidank
und ja… die grund annahme sein gegenueber im internet sei maennlich… ich mein, oft genug passte es ja… alles gut
- tigeruppercut ( @tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ) 48•4 days ago
- SaltyIceteaMaker ( @SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml ) 23•3 days ago
What an insane thing to just randomly post
i love itRight! Like where they even pull this from and they whose the genius that came up with it.
- AItoothbrush ( @AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ) English18•4 days ago
Wait german says kan man like in swedish? The more you know.
- manucode ( @manucode@infosec.pub ) 13•4 days ago
Kann man auf deutsch so sagen, und auf schwedisch anscheinend auch.
- yetAnotherUser ( @yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de ) 9•4 days ago
Kann man das?
- Swedneck ( @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ) 4•3 days ago
kan man dansa cancan på dass?
- redjard ( @Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 2•3 days ago
kan man.
- SaltyIceteaMaker ( @SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml ) 11•3 days ago
The nordic languages are quite similar to german. Cause they have the same origin (english too) and are geographically quite close to germany. So it just happened that some words are almost the same. I’m pretty sure if you speak German and English you can pretty much understand the context of what people are saying. This of course applies to other language combinations too
- Aatube ( @Aatube@kbin.melroy.org ) 12•4 days ago
we building back babel with this one f🔥🔥🔥🔥
- 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️ ( @Kolanaki@yiffit.net ) English4•4 days ago
Oh man that weed looks tasty af… 🤤
I need some flower and a blunt wrap; getting bored of dabs.
- LordAmplifier ( @LordAmplifier@pawb.social ) English2•3 days ago
I really want to grow colourful weed like that, but every time I try, it’s just green and doesn’t look like the photos on the packaging :c At least it still kicks butt, though :3