and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with Objectivist streaks and helpful tips that reaches my mid-back and icy rational eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Vitalik Buterin (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Satoshi Nakamoto but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie, allegedly. I’m a Bitcoiner but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also an anarcho-capitalist, and I go to a magic school called Ethereum in Zug, Switzerland where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a Libertarian (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love the Ron Paul forums and I buy all my ideas from there. For example today I was wearing dark markets with matching escrow around it and a black leather iPad cover, grey weed logo bag and black combat boots. I was wearing no makeup, none of that clown paint. I was walking outside Mom’s basement. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of banksters stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
- istewart ( @istewart@awful.systems ) English9•7 hours ago
linkffn(“Oh No! I Was Resurrected On The BlockChain As A Smart-Contract Ninja!!!: Densetsu no Side Story”)
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- rook ( @rook@awful.systems ) English2•58 minutes ago
I am horrified and somewhat embarrassed that I understood what all that stuff was.
- swlabr ( @swlabr@awful.systems ) English5•6 hours ago
I’m a Bitcoiner but my teeth are straight and white
lol
- I Cast Fist ( @ICastFist@programming.dev ) English7•8 hours ago
What bands do you like listening to? My crypto romance? Tokenescence?
- BakerBagel ( @BakerBagel@midwest.social ) English1•4 hours ago
The Days Apes
- Kaboom ( @Kaboom@reddthat.com ) English9•9 hours ago
Oh for fucks sake why did you remind me of this? I’m starting to feel so random that I might hold up a spork!
- ShakingMyHead ( @ShakingMyHead@awful.systems ) English8•9 hours ago
K
- Lime Buzz (fae/she) ( @SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org ) English3•8 hours ago
Hah, I love this.
- sentientity ( @sentientity@lemm.ee ) English2•8 hours ago
Inspired