A few years ago I was in Alexandria, VA. Still jet-lagged I couldn’t sleep and walked around town and came across the Ivy Hill cemetery and decided to walk through it. There I saw JD Vance digging up a corpse. He lifted the corpse out of the coffin gently and then told it about his day before he proceeded to have sexual intercourse with that corpse. I believe he is doing this regularly and that’s why he is so awkward when talking to living people.
Is that story true? I think it’s the media’s job to figure that out.
Are you sure that happened, though?
I remember seeing him setting that corpse onto a couche and then he proceeded to.fuck that couche’s brains out while the corpse watched.
I fully believe all of this can be true.
He’s also going to keep calling sofas “baby”.
Seriously though, it isn’t shocking to me that the GOP is actively lying. But it is scary that, after a lot of work, they have constituents that wholly believe the bullshit.
Time to start punching these fascists until they know that their beliefs are not acceptable.
He should be arrested for incitement to riot
Nazis gonna Naz.
Hope your next couch has a misplaced staple or two
Maybe the couch shouldn’t have been upholstered that way
Vance says he will keep fucking couches.
Fuckers think 1984 was an instruction manual.
And im going to keep calling him JD couch fucker Vance
All hail the Sofa King
