- steal_your_face ( @steal_your_face@lemmy.ml ) English2•8 hours ago
Are those Rolos? 👀
- MystikIncarnate ( @MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ) English1•23 minutes ago
There’s other stuff too
- umbrella ( @umbrella@lemmy.ml ) 3•8 hours ago
life goals is motorboating gf’s tits so hard they fall off
- Enkrod ( @Enkrod@feddit.org ) 6•10 hours ago
The front fell off
- Malgas ( @Malgas@beehaw.org ) English2•6 hours ago
That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.
- Soup ( @Soup@lemmy.cafe ) English3•11 hours ago
Wait… we’re still into rage bait? I thought we were past that as a collective.
- watersnipje ( @watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 2•14 hours ago
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- Stalinwolf ( @Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ) 7•16 hours ago
This reminds me of the early 00s, when being “lol so wandom” was cool. The worst one I can remember hearing was my cousin saying (completely out of the blue), “Yeah, and then like a car goes busting through the window and lands in a Hot Pocket…”
I had actually used DALL-E not long ago to try to generate what he was talking about.
- Flocklesscrow ( @Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ) English7•14 hours ago
If the car was on fire, then that was smart planning because the center of the Hot Pocket is always frozen.
- moosetwin ( @moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English22•19 hours ago
this is intelligible but not understandable
- SoleInvictus ( @SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 2•18 hours ago
I suspect they’re just posting about something they made while using it as an opportunity to fuck with friends and family. I might have experience with this.
- Randomgal ( @Randomgal@lemmy.ca ) 1•14 hours ago
I’d come back for those ngl
- 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️ ( @Kolanaki@yiffit.net ) English49•1 day ago
Don’t you just hate it when your tits fall off and take a piece of your heart with 'em?
If my SOs tits fell off, they most certainly would take a piece of my heart with them
- Dr. Wesker ( @wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ) English3•23 hours ago
This reminds me of a Janis Joplin song.
- lolola ( @lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 34•23 hours ago
Put those tits back where they came from or so help me
- Boxscape ( @Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org ) 9•23 hours ago
in a coma from being motorboated too hard
- dumbass ( @dumbass@leminal.space ) English1•18 hours ago
Hey, we’ve all been there.
- Annoyed_🦀 ( @Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ) 4•1 day ago
sis almost died
“lol”
- Match!! ( @match@pawb.social ) English1•23 hours ago
i think perhaps she is speaking idiomatically about her sister being in a coma and about her sister’s heart coming apart from a sexual act