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Computer science terms that sound like fantasy RPG abilities
I’ll start:
- Firewall
- Virtual Memory
- Single source of truth
- Lossless Compression (this one sounds really powerful for some reason)
Your turn
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Scroll lock. To protect your scrolls.
Or prevent an opposing caster from using one or more scrolls
World wide web would be an OP spell
I am a level 17 Install Wizard.
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Unstable Ram
One of those fucked me up real bad in Elden Ring
- Terminal shell
- Kill daemon
- Timeshift
- Cloud hosting
- Ethernet
- Overwrite memory
- Free memory
- Poison artifical intelligence
Halt and Catch Fire
Dependency injection
i cast insulin
Default Gateway
Split Horizon
Routing Overhead
Broadcast Storm
edit:fkn markdown
CAT5e sounds like a fifth-edition ruleset
- Hypervisor
- time daemon
- privilege escalation
The Privilege Escalation hits hard
- Brute Force Attack
- Markov Chain
- Singular Matrix
- Pow
- map
- bind
- variable name (thief’s favorite)
- Ballmer Peak
- Fourier Transformation (2nd level: FFT)
- Gaussian Elimination
- Double
Variable name - 7th level wizard spell.
For the next 24hours; nothing about the targets identity may be discovered by magical or mundane means. Anyone inquiring about the target has a plausible and consistent story placed in their mind instead; it doesn’t matter what the target tells them or what they see.
Someone with the Truesight ability; will know that there is magical concealment active, but will be unable to discern any details about the target.
- Big endian (a very powerful NPC)
- Hardware abstraction (a spell that makes all the stuff disappears)
- Obfuscation (invisibility spell)
- Multiplexing (ability to cast several spells as one)
- Dangling reference (when wrong information is given by somebody)
- Curiously Recurring Template Pattern (basically crop circles)
- Pure virtual method (anything somebody learned but will never use)
- Diamond inheritance (when someone in the party dies and all of their money is spread accross the others)
Can you tell what’s my job?
Embedded systems?
We have a winner!
- rowhammer
- rainbow table
- global interpreter lock
- race condition (atrocity?)
- core dump
kill all children
reap children
I see you play Star Wars ttrpg
Artificers use assembly language to cast their spells.
1st level wild shape ability byte.
4th level wild shape ability megabyte.
8th level wild shape ability gigabyte.
9th level wild shape ability terabyteBonus 0th level ability: nibble
