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- Sas [she/her] ( @Sas@beehaw.org ) 4•6 hours ago
Don’t have to guess the color of your underwear
Already know you got nothing going on down there
- hydroptic ( @hydroptic@sopuli.xyz ) 98•1 day ago
Is this implying that “me” isn’t wearing any underwear?
- Walk_blesseD ( @Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English8•12 hours ago
Well yeah, they’d just get in the way of the date having a look.
- brisk ( @brisk@aussie.zone ) 9•13 hours ago
Socks are technically underwear
- Uriel238 [all pronouns] ( @uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 8•16 hours ago
She likes a bit of fresh air between her nethers.
First date fit includes underwear??
- Uriel238 [all pronouns] ( @uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 3•9 hours ago
I am technically not a lesbian, but of what I understand about lesbian culture, there’s a tendency to think if I don’t shave tonight then I won’t be tempted to get freaky and for this to turn into a one-night stand. And this is followed by a wild night of extra-curricular activities, only she knows sometimes you don’t shave.
I point out that if she ghosts you, that’s about her issues, not about the conditions of your leg hair.
Anyway, this fit is showing were prepared for all contingencies, and expecting a very good evening.
- Evil_Shrubbery ( @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ) 2•11 hours ago
Some people are just too posh.
- hydroptic ( @hydroptic@sopuli.xyz ) 44•1 day ago
Well it certainly does for the not-a-gynecologist at least
- modifier ( @modifier@lemmy.ca ) 34•1 day ago
Hang on, you guys don’t keep a pair of womens thong underwear just barely hanging out of the pocket of your nice trunks on a first date?
You need to send the subtle signal that you’re basically drowning in vagina.
- hydroptic ( @hydroptic@sopuli.xyz ) 11•21 hours ago
Ain’t no guys here