[alt text: text that says, “When you find out she can’t have kids anymore”. Below this text is a photo of a circular orange sticker placed on a white shipping label. The sticker has text that says, “OK TO LOAD” and includes a cartoon of thumbs-up hand.]
- Dr. Wesker ( @wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ) English7•29 days ago
Let me introduce you to: the butthole.
- DragonTypeWyvern ( @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ) 2•28 days ago
Drip babies approve this message
- Dr. Wesker ( @wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ) English2•28 days ago
Dare I ask what a drip baby is?
- DragonTypeWyvern ( @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ) 3•28 days ago
Babies that came to be from a gravity assisted journey down the Desert of Taint to the Promised Land of Ovaries
- Dr. Wesker ( @wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ) English4•28 days ago
I’m gonna need some numbers on this. Seems only a little more plausible than hot tub babies or toilet seat babies.
- DragonTypeWyvern ( @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ) 4•28 days ago
I don’t think there’s been a serious research effort, but you’re the Doctor, I look forward to reading the paper.
- Dr. Wesker ( @wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ) English5•28 days ago
I’m gonna look for some video evidence, brb.
wtf happened in this thread while i was away
- 10MeterFeldweg ( @10MeterFeldweg@feddit.org ) 5•29 days ago
When you take care that you can make no kids anymore.
- Hello_there ( @Hello_there@fedia.io ) 3•29 days ago
That’s what someone trying for a pregnancy trap would say
- LallyLuckFarm ( @LallyLuckFarm@beehaw.org ) 3•28 days ago
Sent this to my wife when my sample came back clear this morning, great timing as always XD