INTRODUCTION MrBeast, one of the most popular YouTubers with over 320 million subscribers across his main and side channels, has recently faced public scrutiny over various controversies. Allegations have emerged, including claims of faked videos, running illegal lotteries and employees with que
for many years, I went blessedly unaware of who this random fuckjack was, knowing only: 1) ambiently knowing the name, 2) that I ambiently know the name (these two things together are usually a decent heuristic for me to not bother digging)
and then I got jumpscared by a full-scale mrbeast standee in a shop some months back
may I soon be able to forget about this fuckjack once again
Between that, Lunchly turning out moldy and getting memed on, and a litany of controversies shredding his public image, chances are his empire’s gonna go down in flames pretty soon, and you’re gonna be able to forget about him pretty quick.
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for many years, I went blessedly unaware of who this random fuckjack was, knowing only: 1) ambiently knowing the name, 2) that I ambiently know the name (these two things together are usually a decent heuristic for me to not bother digging)
and then I got jumpscared by a full-scale mrbeast standee in a shop some months back
may I soon be able to forget about this fuckjack once again
All you need to know is that his real name is Jimmy Donaldson and he’s exactly the type of person you expect to be named Jimmy Donaldson.
that was indeed another input to the heuristics
nominative determinism strikes once again!
(post-hoc, to be honest. but it’s still fucking hilarious)
Beast’s been reported to the FBI after a litany of horrific shit got found in leaked chat logs - logs which have also been released to the public.
Between that, Lunchly turning out moldy and getting memed on, and a litany of controversies shredding his public image, chances are his empire’s gonna go down in flames pretty soon, and you’re gonna be able to forget about him pretty quick.
I got a handful of paragraphs into reading that and then realized I definitely don’t want to read that tonight
def fuck that guy tho
IDK he seems like he’d be more likely to give them to CIA backed radicals in the middle east, or israel
you’re underestimating his game, maoist militias don’t have extradition treaties with US
critical support
Mr. Beast ends the Cambodian Civil War with this one weird trick the CIA doesn’t want you to know about.
We’ve attained douchebag escape velocity