My ex-wife literally had every one of these except the P.T. Cruiser, for real. I always hated smoking from her purse bong because she never had water in it so I had to use the ketchup.

I read the r in purses as an s at first but the joke still worked

Unrealistic; master locks require no more than a rake to open

Yeah what if i tell you i keep woman’s purse in my cargo pant, which i gonna pull out another pair of cargo pant from that purse?

I’ve clearly been doing the purse thing all wrong

Purse of Holding

also like three pocket knives