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MouseKeyboard ( MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network )  to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 2 years ago

Are adventurers like black widows or blue-ringed octopi to dragons?

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Are adventurers like black widows or blue-ringed octopi to dragons?

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MouseKeyboard ( MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network )  to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 2 years ago
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  • TacticsConsort ( TacticsConsort@yiffit.net ) 
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    2 years ago

    Valid post, and given the scale of DnD dragons I’d say that an adventurer is about the size of a cat relative to an adult dragon. IRL, a cat being able to attack you and successfully kill you would be pretty fucked up even if it’s theoretically possible.

    Incidentally however…

    A cat in DnD does have the ability to reliably fight and kill a Commoner.

    So what I’m saying is that it should actually be a valid plot to put humans in the position of some shitty media’s dragons- once dominant, but through the power of one especially heroic housecat who has exceptionally strong plot armour, we are reduced to a dying race, ancient and forgotten by the new era.

  • AVincentInSpace ( AVincentInSpace@pawb.social ) 
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    wait, does this mean that dragons think about dragon/human romances the same way we think about bee movie???

    i… i need a minute,

    • Tiefling IRL ( tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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      What about donkeys?

      • Hupf ( Hupf@feddit.org ) 
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        Life uh finds a way

        • ShaggySnacks ( ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ) 
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          Under rated comment.

  • Shareni ( Shareni@programming.dev ) 
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    Mortality is a birth defect…

    • Vainqeur, Best Dragon
  • djsoren19 ( djsoren19@yiffit.net ) 
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    Would there be dragon’s that fear humans in the same way arachnophobe’s fear spiders?

  • Monsteratmydesk ( monsteratmydesk@dice.camp ) 
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    @MouseKeyboard someone in the thread likened humans to dragons as being like cats. This has so much potential. Like a dragon that pampers their disgruntled pet human. Who gets angry and knocks over priceless treasure when it doesn’t like what it gets for dinner. One dragon hordes a whole community of humans. One dragon has a human that kills goblins and leaves them for the dragon because it’s pretty sure the dragon doesn’t know how to feed itself.

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