[alt text:Text that says, “Girls only want one thing and it starts with a P and ends with an S”. Below the text is an image of Sean Astin as Samwise from the Lord of the Rings films.]
gloriousspearfish ( @gloriousspearfish@feddit.dk ) 42•3 months agoPockets
Rose Thorne(She/Her) ( @NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee ) 8•3 months agoThis is why I own so many pairs of scrub pants.
They ain’t cute, but you’ll get reliable pockets and comfy as fuck.
renard_roux ( @renard_roux@beehaw.org ) English3•3 months agoI thought it was ‘ponies’; yours is better.
Somewhere in my vast collection of notes, I have an alcohol-induced business plan, probably scribbled on a napkin — basically a company that sells sew-on pockets. Exclusively. One day …
hungryphrog ( @hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 3•3 months agoOf course we need to get pockets, where else am I gonna put my pony?
thefartographer ( @thefartographer@lemm.ee ) 10•3 months agoMy mind first went “pussy?” And then I was upset that the meme misspelled pussy. Then I realized I was wrong about everything ever.
luciole (he/him) ( @luciole@beehaw.org ) 10•3 months agoIt’s not the size that matters, it’s your cooking.
FartsWithAnAccent ( @FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io ) 10•3 months agopspspspspspsps
FartsWithAnAccent ( @FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io ) 7•3 months agoWait, sorry, that’s cats.
thefartographer ( @thefartographer@lemm.ee ) 4•3 months agoMeow, baby
ThotDragon ( @thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English1•3 months agoWhat’s the difference?
FartsWithAnAccent ( @FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io ) 1•3 months agoSpecies.
Spacehooks ( @Spacehooks@reddthat.com ) English9•3 months agoPumpkin spices!
Rhaedas ( @Rhaedas@fedia.io ) 7•3 months agoFilthy hobbitses.
Bigfish ( @Bigfish@lemmynsfw.com ) English7•3 months agoSomebody mock up the boyfriend looking back meme but with the boyfriend as Tarantino, the girlfriend as Sam saying “Po Pay”, and the bottom left chick captioned “Toes”.
caseyweederman ( @caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ) 1•3 months agoPshawn Astins
primscha ( @primscha@beehaw.org ) 1•3 months agoPuppies. I love puppies.
Owl ( @BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ) 1•3 months agoPesos ?