[alt text:Text that says, “Girls only want one thing and it starts with a P and ends with an S”. Below the text is an image of Sean Astin as Samwise from the Lord of the Rings films.]
- gloriousspearfish ( @gloriousspearfish@feddit.dk ) 42•2 days ago
Pockets
- renard_roux ( @renard_roux@beehaw.org ) English2•1 day ago
I thought it was ‘ponies’; yours is better.
Somewhere in my vast collection of notes, I have an alcohol-induced business plan, probably scribbled on a napkin — basically a company that sells sew-on pockets. Exclusively. One day …
- hungryphrog ( @hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 2•20 hours ago
Of course we need to get pockets, where else am I gonna put my pony?
- Rose Thorne(She/Her) ( @NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee ) 8•2 days ago
This is why I own so many pairs of scrub pants.
They ain’t cute, but you’ll get reliable pockets and comfy as fuck.
- thefartographer ( @thefartographer@lemm.ee ) 10•2 days ago
My mind first went “pussy?” And then I was upset that the meme misspelled pussy. Then I realized I was wrong about everything ever.
- FartsWithAnAccent ( @FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io ) 10•2 days ago
pspspspspspsps
- FartsWithAnAccent ( @FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io ) 7•2 days ago
Wait, sorry, that’s cats.
- ThotDragon ( @thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English1•22 hours ago
What’s the difference?
- FartsWithAnAccent ( @FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io ) 1•20 hours ago
Species.
- thefartographer ( @thefartographer@lemm.ee ) 4•1 day ago
Meow, baby
- averyminya ( @averyminya@beehaw.org ) 3•1 day ago
Presents? Oh no, duh, portapotties!
- Owl ( @BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ) 1•1 day ago
Pesos ?
- Spacehooks ( @Spacehooks@reddthat.com ) English9•2 days ago
Pumpkin spices!
- luciole (he/him) ( @luciole@beehaw.org ) 10•2 days ago
It’s not the size that matters, it’s your cooking.
- Rhaedas ( @Rhaedas@fedia.io ) 7•2 days ago
Filthy hobbitses.
- Bigfish ( @Bigfish@lemmynsfw.com ) English7•2 days ago
Somebody mock up the boyfriend looking back meme but with the boyfriend as Tarantino, the girlfriend as Sam saying “Po Pay”, and the bottom left chick captioned “Toes”.
- caseyweederman ( @caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ) 1•1 day ago
Pshawn Astins