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Maven (famous) ( Maven@lemmy.zip )  to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

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Maven (famous) ( Maven@lemmy.zip )  to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • Floon ( Floon@lemmy.ml ) 
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    SQL does pair well with getting drunk…

    • flashgnash ( flashgnash@lemm.ee ) 
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      Itssss fine it’s only the dev database I can drop this table

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        At my first and only job involving SQL, the dev database was also the (only) backup.
        The company was so cheap, only 2 people could log onto the server at a time, yet there were 5 admins that needed access.
        (so they saved a few thousand on licenses, at the expense of half the employees sitting idle at any time, and getting frustrated.

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      But don’t use JavaScript to add up the bill.

      • lennivelkant ( lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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        “6 for the beer, 9 for the longdrink, 4.20 for the water… That’s a total of 694.20 please.”

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          Actually, he gives out (cooled, sparkling) water for free cause he says that’s a human right.

      • milicent_bystandr ( milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ) 
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        Pour a cup of java and write it down in javascript.

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      As a SQL deleloper, can cornfirm.

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