I though of:
Your hardware deserves better.
Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:
It just (not) works

Fun facts:
- The backend of Microsoft’s biggest money maker Azure runs on Linux: https://azure.microsoft.com/en-us/blog/microsoft-showcases-the-azure-cloud-switch-acs/
- The most-used OS inside Azure is Linux: https://thenewstack.io/microsoft-linux-is-the-top-operating-system-on-azure-today/
- Microsoft is the second biggest contributor to open source software: https://opensourceindex.io/
- Microsoft has published their own Linux distro: https://github.com/microsoft/azurelinux
- Microsoft has published a support page on how to install Linux: https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/linux/install
The OS wars are over, and Linux won.
In the server world, yes. The desktop is the place that needs to be won over.
The desktop is dying.
I think the desktop is evolving, and may one day become effectively irrelevant, But there is still a long way to go before local compute goes away, which means a local OS is still needed.
WSL is sufficient for many Windows users and developers without privacy concerns motivating them to switch to a full Linux distro.
Okay I will switch, please leave us in peace penguinlord

“For slogan, please refer to the according man page”
more seriously maybe “Software it your own way”
So, RTFM?
Yes but more polite
PRTFM
I recently passed Linux Foundation System Admin and they had a weird Debian that just slapped me with
man not foundor something like thisI like it, but I think proprietary can tell it too.
which man
“I didn’t want to play that game anyway.”
More like use Adobe or Microsoft as I’m proud gamer since 2 years on Linux https://bazzite.gg/
For me that game was Rust and it was more ‘Maybe for the best if I don’t touch that game again’
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I didn’t come up with it and the picture is not mine. I just found it on the internet earlier.
“Your Computer”.
I think that depends on the hardware but yes.
Yours to
make, yours to break.Good one!
Its not windows
And when you tell your OS to poweroff it… powers off. Wow.
And when you tell it to suspend or hibernate, it also powers off.
Or it is still turned on cause it failed.
it’s like magic or somethin’.
Amazing!
Hurts So Good
*Hurds
Join a Movement, not a Marketplace
Free as in beer
That is more like a general FOSS than Linux
“We hope you like config files”
“I heard you like files… Everything is a file.”
Plan9 would have some opinions about that.
Own your Computer
“It does exactly what you tell it to do.”
- Remove kernel.
- Ok.













