BECAUSE YOU BIT HALF OF IT OFF YOU PSYCHO!!! LET ME OUT!!!
It’s not small, it is an above average sized cilinder
Actually that’s one of the selling points it makes it more portable and I can pop it in my pocket and have it ready at a moments notice. Nice for playing on the train to work or on longer journeys.
This funniest shit I have read today LOL
Because I take estrogen
“It’s not, it’s just that the rest of me is so big it appears small.”
LMAO, It actually make sense for you because you 6ft or something?
6’6’’
Said a girl with literally no size smh
Nah, women have it bigger than male.
It’s only small in relation to your…
Because if it was full-sized, it wouldn’t fit in the jar.
Come back in a few years once you’ve grown up
As it turns out, I think I’m hung =/ I’ve only hooked up with 3 guys but I have a much bigger dick than they did. Kind of a shame, cause I don’t like to use it and it’s wasted on me
Because you are not my type.
Deflect with head pats!
Beat it too hard, like pounding a tent stake too far into the dirt
You should see how it feels first.
