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If you count anything with a battery/plug as a robot that may not be too far fetched.
oils diodes nervously
this comment is going to live somewhere in my head for a while i can already tell
Yeah cool it totally lives in my head too, which is at the top of my normal human body where I keep my thoughts like normal human people do
For people not from the UK: The Sun is a bad joke of a publication. I would recommend reading some of their articles if you’re in the mood for a good laugh…but I don’t really want them to get the clicks.
Now for the sad part: this is one of the most widely circulated news publications in the UK and people seem to read it seriously.
If “Robot” includes vibrators of all variations this might already be true
Does that mean my girlfriend is a robot?
has she ever harmed a human being, or let a human being become harmed due to inaction?
does she obey orders given by humans that do not lead to humans getting harmed?
does she protect her own existence, unless it would cause harm to human beings?
if you answered “yes” to all of the above, she seems to follows asimovs laws of robotics and thus might be a robot, if you answered “no” to any of the questions:
do you really think companies would put safety meassures into products unless they are forced to?!
Just test whether she can harm someone by finding someone who will anger her to such an extent that she will hit them, proving she is no robot.
Small edit because I realized it’s not exactly obvious:
This is a reference to a certain chapter in “I, Robot”.
What about some ethereal law… like… what if you took the first law one more step… we could call it the zeroth law!
Well, she wouldn’t harm me, she takes orders from me :3, and she does protect her own existence.
Throw her in a lake and see if she sinks. /$
I already know she’s a witch
I can’t blame them. Robots won’t vote to legislate their fetuses.
…yet
robots also won’t defend anyone’s rights
The article is from 2016?
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thats the joke . wav ;)
Well men stonk stank so any time by now.
Less than 48 hours to go before woman get to have sex with ROBOTS
Siiiiigh. unzip
Be patient.
I mean, if you count vibrators…
How to Become Robot?
As luck would have it I’m selling Become robot in 28 days beginners guide for £29.95 plus Postage and Packaging.
Simple, use r9k
Data, you are fully functional, aren’t you?
Amazing!! My time to shine (my chrome plating)
Futurama imagined old phone booths would be re-purposed into suicide booths but apparently other services could be offered while on lunch break.
The robot looks so bored, I feel it bro. We’re just tools for some people.
What’s the next scare? FFS, people, relax.
Want some get some. I’m so tired from my 3 part time jobs I don’t even have the energy to take on a 4th one… giving blowjobs
