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Morph9 ( Morph9@lemmy.zip )  to Lord of the memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

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  • samus12345 ( samus12345@lemm.ee ) 
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    The fact that they had to go to fictional characters is significant.

    • morrowind ( morrowind@lemmy.ml ) 
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      We’re in the LOTR community, the sample may be a little biased

      • samus12345 ( samus12345@lemm.ee ) 
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        Yes, but the person who responded to the question wasn’t in a LOTR community.

        • morrowind ( morrowind@lemmy.ml ) 
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          All the other people who answered weren’t posted here

          • samus12345 ( samus12345@lemm.ee ) 
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            I know, I’m just referring to this particular person’s response.

    • Dharma Curious (he/him) ( dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ) 
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      Good point!

      Okay, real world examples from me (notably, a big dude, so y’know, probably not as in tune to things as I could be):

      Bernie Sanders My brother My Uncle

      … I… Really thought I’d have better options until I really started thinking about it

    • Swedneck ( Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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      it really isn’t, people comfortably stand in elevators with men all the time lol

  • tetris11 ( tetris11@lemmy.ml ) 
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    I’d choose: Boromir, Ned Stark, and Sean Bean.

    No way anything bad can happen to me with those magnets around.

    • Korhaka ( Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ) 
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      I dunno. Might take Sharpe instead of Ned Stark, good to have someone that knows how to use a rifle

  • superkret ( superkret@feddit.org ) 
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    Figures that the safest men to be stuck with aren’t human men.

    • Kyuuketsuki ( Kyuuketsuki@lemmy.ml ) 
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      Aragorn?

      • superkret ( superkret@feddit.org ) 
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        He’s 87 years old at the start of LOTR.
        He descends from Elros the Half-Elf.

        • Yeller_king ( Yeller_king@reddthat.com ) 
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          Yeah, but that just makes him a much-better-than-average human.

  • crawancon ( crawancon@lemm.ee ) 
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    first 3 celebridudes that popped into my head:

    Tom Hanks, Keannu Reaves, and Willie Nelson.

    • Chuymatt ( Chuymatt@beehaw.org ) 
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      You are NOT safe from Willie. He will get you SOOO high.

      • crawancon ( crawancon@lemm.ee ) 
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        exactly why he’s on the list. I’m secretly trying to get to Hanks that high so he can laugh like he did in money pit.

        • Chuymatt ( Chuymatt@beehaw.org ) 
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          Devious…

        • Kitathalla ( Kitathalla@lemy.lol ) 
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          Hanks would probably try to pee on your feet if you got him that high.

      • wreel ( wreel@lemmy.sdf.org ) 
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        to the 99th floor

  • dutchkimble ( dutchkimble@lemy.lol ) 
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    Three guys wearing a red shirt

    • Swedneck ( Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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      three clones of tom scott, who say “we are standing in an elevator going to the 5th floor” in perfect unison as you enter

  • Gorgritch_Umie_Killa ( Gorgritch_umie_killa@aussie.zone ) 
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    Not if yer a fucken orc!

  • hedhoncho ( hedhoncho@lemm.ee ) 
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    Honestly if I was a woman any dude in life. Maybe even those goth dudes on black horses. Def the trees tho. They Hott af

  • alcoholicorn ( alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml ) 
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    Can we do 2 adult men and a bear?

    • shastaxc ( shasta@lemm.ee ) 
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      At the same time?

      • ShaggySnacks ( ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ) 
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        It’s the Internet, we can do anything.

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