This isn’t the greatest ever, but here’s mine:
Why does the Mississippi flow south?
Because Iowa sucks!
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Ohio has had so many astronauts come from that state because people are so desperate to get as far away from it as possible.
Wait, I thought we were doing jokes here, not straight up facts?! 😂
A: Did Delaware a New Jersey?
B: Idaho. Alaska.
That’s terrible and I love it
A Texan farmer and a German farmer meet in a bar. The Texan brags: “When I get on my tractor and ride around the perimeter of my farm, it takes all day.”
The German replies: “Yeah I also had a piece of shit like that once.”To add a pun on the op…
Why does the Mississippi flow south?
Because Missouri sucks and Iowa blows!
Did you hear about the stupidest Ohioan?
He moved to Kentucky and raised the IQ in both states.
“There’s only two things that come out of Texas: Steers and queers. And you don’t look like cattle to me.”
