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davel [he/him] ( davel@lemmy.ml )  to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

You can lead a P to M but you can’t make ’em F’ing R

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You can lead a P to M but you can’t make ’em F’ing R

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davel [he/him] ( davel@lemmy.ml )  to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • CodexArcanum ( codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    I can’t browse lemmy or play phone games while I read docs, but I can while I wait for the program to compile, load itself into a docker container, deploy to the test server, load my browser, and then fail to have fixed that bug I was looking at. Oh well, let me change one character and try again, it only takes about 15 minutes per attempt.

    • kungen ( kungen@feddit.nu ) 
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      What a horrible pipeline you have. There’s surely some way you could speed up that process?

      • merthyr1831 ( merthyr1831@lemmy.ml ) 
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        compiling is like doing a poo at work. you could do it faster if you tried, but it’s much more fun to browse your phone instead

        • kungen ( kungen@feddit.nu ) 
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          Meh, I guess I’ve been at much more humane workplaces, where it feels nicer to get my work done efficiently and then no one cares if I leave much earlier.

          • merthyr1831 ( merthyr1831@lemmy.ml ) 
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            Hold onto that, those are diamonds in the rough!

  • HiddenLayer555 ( HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml ) 
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    Example code >>>> Documentation

    • Excel ( Excel@beehaw.org ) 
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      Example code is a form of documentation

  • kratoz29 ( kratoz29@lemm.ee ) 
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    Ahh, or just reading the changelog…

    It wasn’t 8 hours for me, but the last Nimbus skin of Kodi broke some ratings due their recent API upgrade or something like that… I was doing all kinds of troubleshooting, but the solution was stated in the changelog… Just clean up ratings cache 😃

  • ⓝⓞ🅞🅝🅔 ( GlassHalfHopeful@lemmy.ca ) 
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    /me hangs head in shame

  • FriendBesto ( FriendBesto@lemmy.ml ) 
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    I felt assaulted by that meme.

    /s

  • Mike D. ( mdd@lemm.ee ) 
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    RTFM

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