Now do a real life Tomacco!
Tooommmmacccooooo!!!
This reminded me the tomeato episode of DIlbert.
…the coca plant could already do that…?
Tobacco is a hardier plant that can be grown in more places than coca AFAIK.
Now you can support your community with locally grown and cultivated cocaine, instead of relying on imports. Lmao
Fair Trade Coke
Gotta support local businesses y’know?
And growing tobacco is Not AS suspicious as coca
Tobacco is easier to grow in more places. This makes it easier to grow and produce medical grade cocaine.
I invite you to try to grow coca plants in your backyard. You will not succeed, for several reasons…
You can modify tobacco plants to produce a wide variety of pharmaceuticals. It’s a very versatile plant. Last I knew, the University of Kentucky had a large field of various strains of experimental tobacco plants on their research farm.
I wonder if you’d get the numbing effect of cocaine when smoking the leaves like tobacco
No, smoking cocaine (aka cocaine hydrochloride) does not do much unless you first chemically “free the base” (aka crack cocaine).
Now do yeast
Yeah, people won’t stop talking when they’re coked up.
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Tilsonburg? My back still aches when I hear that word.
But I can’t feel my face