I propose a new ASME standard, the Scaling Banana™.
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Without a banana for scale, it’s hard to tell.
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The bananas on the left are just closer to the camera. Everyone knows bananas are all the same size.
Ah, I see the confusion. What you have there are troy bananas and avoirdupois (AVDP) bananas. Not to be confused with fluid bananas.
I still like CEEs Banana Scales (calipers)

I have not seen one of those before, it would make a good companion tool.
As a biologist I need to know how many Banana Equivalent Doses your Scaling Banana causes.
The Scaling banana contains no Potassium-40, but it does probably have some Aluminum-26 in it. Further testing will be needed to ascertain the actual B.E.D.
Please note this is only a prototype banana. Production models will sport a trendy yellow anodized finish.
You should offer an assault banana with a 1913 rail, so we can attach all our tactical accessories.
I dunno, I kind of like the industrial silver. Wouldn’t want it to get mixed up with my real bananas, after all.
I would prefer a Scalene Banana. Can we make that happen?
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Finally some real science!
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