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SchwertImStein ( SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com )  to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 years ago

muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows

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SchwertImStein ( SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com )  to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • Kane ( kane@femboys.biz ) 
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    Except they’re not, as you will know their tweet would be false after your first year of any technical (IT oriented) education.

    • Zorsith ( Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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      First year? That shit is like A+ cert level knowledge or below, and A+ is damn near worthless. They would know that in the first few hours of a study guide

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        I was being generous when you consider the people in school who somehow pass, even when they don’t know a thing 🥲

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      Technical enough to be hired, is all I meant. 🙄

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        Apologies, if I came over as hostile. I did not get your meaning through text.

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