SchwertImStein ( SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 years agomuskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rowslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square87linkfedilinkarrow-up1560
arrow-up1560imagemuskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rowslemmy.dbzer0.comSchwertImStein ( SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square87linkfedilink
minus-square4am ( 4am@lemm.ee ) linkfedilinkarrow-up62·2 years agoA TI-86 can query 60k rows without breaking a sweat. If his hard drive overheated from that, he is doing something very wrong, very unhygienic, or both.
minus-squareCosmicTurtle0 [he/him] ( CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 years agoHe probably mining crypto on top of running his SQL queries.
minus-squareLumiluz ( Lumiluz@slrpnk.net ) linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 years agoWhat? You don’t run your hard drives in the oven while baking brownies? It makes them zesty.
minus-squareI Cast Fist ( ICastFist@programming.dev ) linkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 years agoThere must be more join statements than column names
A TI-86 can query 60k rows without breaking a sweat.
If his hard drive overheated from that, he is doing something very wrong, very unhygienic, or both.
He probably mining crypto on top of running his SQL queries.
What? You don’t run your hard drives in the oven while baking brownies? It makes them zesty.
There must be more join statements than column names