A wolf spider’s passport photo—up close and personal at 20X magnification! 🕷️
📸 Credit: Medienbunker Produktion
Hey my guy, I know you were just cracking a joke about teeth hair… but I just want you to know that your joke was insensitive and it really hurt my feelings.
I have a condition and hair on my teeth is not something I can control, okay? So can we stop with the teeth hair jokes?
Teeth hair.
“Hey bro, your alarm went of like, 4 times already. You’re gonna be late for work.”
DO YOU HAVE GAMES ON YOUR PHONE!?
Rob Schneider, is a jumping spider! Rated PG13
is it called a jumping spider because that shit suddenly in my feed nearly made me jump out my goddamn skin!?
When you realise you’ve been caught in a web of your own lies.
Mfw I turn on the selfie camera.
“in that mere fraction of a second, regret set in as Rolf realized the zipper had snagged his beans”
Young Bobby was so eager for his beard to grow in, but this is not what he had in mind. being 15 is rough.
There is no try. Only do.
See kids? Monsters not bad! Monsters just… different! And different not bad!
Hello skinny hooman
The spider in the corner when they see you destroying their home
Who? Me?
I can haz cheezeburger?