boonhet ( @boonhet@lemm.ee ) 27•2 days agorumors about the Russian leader’s failing health.
Yeah yeah, we’ve had these for years now. Wake me up when Russia’s new president signs a peace deal that isn’t a full on annexation of Ukrainian territories with nothing in return. If that ever happens.
Mubelotix ( @Mubelotix@jlai.lu ) 5•2 days agoIt will be true eventually
SpaceCowboy ( @SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca ) 3•2 days agoThat’s true. But it’s also true that the guy isn’t immortal.
boonhet ( @boonhet@lemm.ee ) 3•2 days agoTechnically not proven yet. Hopefully soon.
Etterra ( @Etterra@discuss.online ) English1•2 days agoWhen the time eventually comes, I wonder how big of a bloodbath the change of regimes will be?
DontMakeMoreBabies ( @DontMakeMoreBabies@lemm.ee ) 17•3 days agoDie, bitch, die. 🙏
CanadaPlus ( @CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org ) 15•2 days agoHooo! If this is true Russia’s in for it. He’s been very effective at eliminating any possible successors. Hopefully the nukes stay safe.
katy ✨ ( @cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 20•3 days agocan putin take trump with him
bradorsomething ( @bradorsomething@ttrpg.network ) 21•3 days agoIn Egypt, leaders were buried with their property…
Enzy ( @Enzy@lemm.ee ) 2•3 days agoTrump was probably the one who contaminated him
MummifiedClient5000 ( @MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk ) 86•4 days agoI have kept a bottle of bubbles in the fridge for one of two possible celebrations for far too long now.
INHALE_VEGETABLES ( @INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone ) 21•4 days agoAm I the other one?
gamer ( @gamer@lemm.ee ) 31•3 days agoNew world order: Putin dies, successor adopts democracy and joins NATO, Trump leaves NATO and goes full authoritarian, US becomes new dictatorship while Russia becomes new leader of the free world.
rammer ( @rammer@sopuli.xyz ) 12•3 days agoEven if Putin’s successor adopts real democracy, it will take generations to change the national psyche that thinks they need a strong leader. As much as the west hates Putin, he does have real support among the people. At least as long as he remains strong.
Tuukka R ( @Tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyz ) 3•2 days agoMost importantly, it takes rewriting their school books… The Russian school books on mathematics and on Russian language rant about Russian supremacy.
ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed ( @IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English11•3 days ago🤣
I mean, the US and Germany essentially reversed roles.
Also China and Japan.
Wtf is this simulation, so fucking bizzare and absurd.
dawnglider ( @dawnglider@lemmy.ml ) English1•3 days agoThis comment actually broke my brain, please tell me this is bait 😭
Phoenixz ( @phoenixz@lemmy.ca ) 10•3 days agoPlease stop, I can only get so happy…
Between now and that party day there is still a lot of time for Putin to fuck things over. Be ready.
Also, when Putin dies, who will take over? I can guarantee you that Russia won’t be a human loving democracy after he’s gone, it’ll just be the next dictator who takes over. Putin will make sure his legacy is perfect (because for guys like him, it’s all about bullshit like dynasty and legacy) and then place the next Putin but probably worse.
Also, please take trump and the US government with you?
Tuukka R ( @Tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyz ) 1•2 days agoHe won’t plant anyone as long as his legacy isn’t flawless. It will never be.
For now, anyone who could became the next vladelets (🤮) is seen as a threat by Putin, and handled accordingly.
But… Putin was planted by KGB, and KGB/FSB does have a plan for whom to plant.
tacobellhop ( @tacobellhop@midwest.social ) English9•3 days agoOh cool everybody loves a Russian power vacuum
Korhaka ( @Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ) English3•2 days agoWhat about second Kursk invasion?
rippersnapper ( @rippersnapper@lemm.ee ) 2•2 days agoYou mistyped Chinese vassal state
socsa ( @socsa@piefed.social ) English2•2 days agoIs that like a very tight power bottom?
Lemmist ( @Lemmist@lemm.ee ) 56•4 days agoThat shit is dying any minute now for the last decade. Even longer, actually.
johncandy1812 ( @johncandy1812@lemmy.ca ) English11•4 days agoYeah, they were saying this just after the invasion started, but I don’t remember Zelenskyy saying it before.
dwaem ( @dwaem@lemm.ee ) 5•4 days agoIt’s like his 7th death already. Złego diabli nie biorą.
endeavor ( @endeavor@sopuli.xyz ) English1•4 days agoThey will just get the 8th doppelganger.
M0oP0o ( @M0oP0o@mander.xyz ) 17•4 days agoPlease someone send this to uplifting news.
Michal ( @Michal@programming.dev ) 9•3 days agoOne thing is sure. Zelenskyy will outlive him.
Tuukka R ( @Tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyz ) 1•2 days agoAnd I hope Putin outlives the Russian Federation.
…and dies as soon as possible, anyway. Preferably before April.
LoveSausage ( @LoveSausage@discuss.tchncs.de ) 3•2 days agoPropaganda on repeat…
huppakee ( @huppakee@lemm.ee ) 26•4 days agoThere’s probably a bunch of also bad people waiting in line to take his place. But would still celebrate his death though.
EmptySlime ( @EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English14•4 days agoProbably, but there’s likely to be a lot of infighting about which one of them would take over.
huppakee ( @huppakee@lemm.ee ) 6•4 days agoI hope they forget to renew their window-falling insurance
ahal ( @ahal@lemmy.ca ) 4•4 days agoRussian windows are uninsurable
huppakee ( @huppakee@lemm.ee ) 3•4 days agoSome good news finally
Shawdow194 ( @Shawdow194@fedia.io ) 2•4 days agoAt least whoever takes over next has good reason to rescind the war effort. Unlike the panty poisoner who is locked into this by his imperious attitude
Goldholz ( @Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 2•4 days agoYes. But there will be a huge power vaccume. They will tear each other into pieces to get to the thrown
Dagwood222 ( @Dagwood222@lemm.ee ) 2•4 days agoYes, there are bad people waiting, but whoever comes in would be a fool to keep the Ukraine war going.
Bronzebeard ( @Bronzebeard@lemm.ee ) English1•4 days agoLet’s hope there’s a bunch so they stay busy fighting each other for it, instead of other people.
Megaman_EXE ( @Megaman_EXE@beehaw.org ) 17•4 days agoI hope whatever happens, the world can find some more stability, peace, and freedom soon. This decade will be spoken about for the next couple hundred years at least.
JokeDeity ( @JokeDeity@lemm.ee ) 8•4 days agoThere’s no way we have a couple hundred more years on this planet.
macniel ( @DmMacniel@feddit.org ) 4•4 days agoI wonder what Trump will do once the puppetmaster has perished.
huppakee ( @huppakee@lemm.ee ) 3•4 days agoI remember when this decade started and me and everybody thought if we could just get rid of covid everything will be fine again.
Goldholz ( @Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 17•4 days agoI want that day to be printed as big in global news as “HITLER DEAD!”
samus12345 ( @samus12345@lemm.ee ) English19•4 days ago“Fallen at his command post,” eh? Sounds like what they’d report if Trump choked to death on a hamberder while on the toilet.
jsomae ( @jsomae@lemmy.ml ) 2•3 days agofighting to the last breath
died with a gun in his hand, even.
bricklove ( @bricklove@midwest.social ) English4•4 days agoPutin dood wat nou?