I have kept a bottle of bubbles in the fridge for one of two possible celebrations for far too long now.
Am I the other one?
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Yeah, they were saying this just after the invasion started, but I don’t remember Zelenskyy saying it before.
It’s like his 7th death already. Złego diabli nie biorą.
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This is why I’m against anti aging research. I can’t get over how bad it would be if anti-aging tech arrives. Only the wealthy and powerful could afford it.
Depends on the flavor of the research. I’m all for still dying in my 70s but also am for being relatively fuckable until the very end.
This is referred to as healthspan or HALE and has been gaining research interest in recent decades.
No anti-aging drugs and surgery can replace a healthy lifestyle with enough sleep, a balanced diet, abstaining from smoking, alcohol or other drugs and regular exercise.
Ozzy Osbourne outlived some of my healthy friends.
really hope he doesnt pull a kissinger. that fuck let us wait for so long, when it actually happened, it was kinda like a wet fart
New world order: Putin dies, successor adopts democracy and joins NATO, Trump leaves NATO and goes full authoritarian, US becomes new dictatorship while Russia becomes new leader of the free world.
Even if Putin’s successor adopts real democracy, it will take generations to change the national psyche that thinks they need a strong leader. As much as the west hates Putin, he does have real support among the people. At least as long as he remains strong.
Most importantly, it takes rewriting their school books… The Russian school books on mathematics and on Russian language rant about Russian supremacy.
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This comment actually broke my brain, please tell me this is bait 😭
rumors about the Russian leader’s failing health.
Yeah yeah, we’ve had these for years now. Wake me up when Russia’s new president signs a peace deal that isn’t a full on annexation of Ukrainian territories with nothing in return. If that ever happens.
It will be true eventually
That’s true. But it’s also true that the guy isn’t immortal.
Technically not proven yet. Hopefully soon.
When the time eventually comes, I wonder how big of a bloodbath the change of regimes will be?
There’s probably a bunch of also bad people waiting in line to take his place. But would still celebrate his death though.
Probably, but there’s likely to be a lot of infighting about which one of them would take over.
I hope they forget to renew their window-falling insurance
Russian windows are uninsurable
Some good news finally
Yes. But there will be a huge power vaccume. They will tear each other into pieces to get to the thrown
Yes, there are bad people waiting, but whoever comes in would be a fool to keep the Ukraine war going.
At least whoever takes over next has good reason to rescind the war effort. Unlike the panty poisoner who is locked into this by his imperious attitude
Let’s hope there’s a bunch so they stay busy fighting each other for it, instead of other people.
can putin take trump with him
In Egypt, leaders were buried with their property…
Trump was probably the one who contaminated him
I hope whatever happens, the world can find some more stability, peace, and freedom soon. This decade will be spoken about for the next couple hundred years at least.
There’s no way we have a couple hundred more years on this planet.
I remember when this decade started and me and everybody thought if we could just get rid of covid everything will be fine again.
I wonder what Trump will do once the puppetmaster has perished.
I want that day to be printed as big in global news as “HITLER DEAD!”
“Fallen at his command post,” eh? Sounds like what they’d report if Trump choked to death on a hamberder while on the toilet.
fighting to the last breath
died with a gun in his hand, even.
Putin dood wat nou?
Please someone send this to uplifting news.
Die, bitch, die. 🙏
Did Zelenskyy say anything about which window Putin will be dropped off?
Hooo! If this is true Russia’s in for it. He’s been very effective at eliminating any possible successors. Hopefully the nukes stay safe.
Please stop, I can only get so happy…
Between now and that party day there is still a lot of time for Putin to fuck things over. Be ready.
Also, when Putin dies, who will take over? I can guarantee you that Russia won’t be a human loving democracy after he’s gone, it’ll just be the next dictator who takes over. Putin will make sure his legacy is perfect (because for guys like him, it’s all about bullshit like dynasty and legacy) and then place the next Putin but probably worse.
Also, please take trump and the US government with you?
He won’t plant anyone as long as his legacy isn’t flawless. It will never be.
For now, anyone who could became the next vladelets (🤮) is seen as a threat by Putin, and handled accordingly.
But… Putin was planted by KGB, and KGB/FSB does have a plan for whom to plant.
One thing is sure. Zelenskyy will outlive him.
And I hope Putin outlives the Russian Federation.
…and dies as soon as possible, anyway. Preferably before April.
