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ThefuzzyFurryComrade ( ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social )  to Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca · 2 years ago

Yet Another Show of the Swastidumpster's Exceptional Reliability

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Yet Another Show of the Swastidumpster's Exceptional Reliability

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ThefuzzyFurryComrade ( ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social )  to Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca · 2 years ago
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  • Jo Miran ( JoMiran@lemmy.ml ) 
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    No sympathy for anyone buying an Incel Camino.

    • adarza ( adarza@lemmy.ca ) 
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      you might be on to something there: incelamino

      • Mammothmothman ( Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca ) 
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        It’s incEl Camino

        Or ducelorian

      • SuppenMartl ( SuppenMartl@beehaw.org ) 
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        incelmomanta

      • KSP Atlas ( KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz ) 
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        Incelamino acids, the building blocks of incelproteins

  • wise_pancake ( wise_pancake@lemmy.ca ) deleted by creator
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    This truck has more rules than looking after a mogwai.

    • henfredemars ( henfredemars@infosec.pub ) 
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      Maybe their driveway had an odd number of bricks.

  • NigelFrobisher ( NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ) 
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    This twat deserves far worse for parking across two bays.

  • b161 ( b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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    Lmao you get what you fucking deserve. You knew what you were buying.

  • mooncake ( mooncake@lemm.ee ) 
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    100k into elmos pocket.

  • RejZoR ( RejZoR@lemmy.ml ) 
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    Sounds like quality Made in USA car alright…

  • gingernate ( gingernate@sopuli.xyz ) 
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    Owned it 4 days but waited t days for a repair???

  • itsgroundhogdayagain ( itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml ) 
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    Just trade it in…oooh wait, nevermind.

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    deleted by creator

  • adarza ( adarza@lemmy.ca ) 
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    the quality of the fit and finish exhibited in this one photograph looks like an art project…

    of a 10 year old.

  • Jimius ( Jimius@discuss.tchncs.de ) BannedBanned
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    • mooncake ( mooncake@lemm.ee ) 
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      The best? Teslas have always been over priced heaps of junk with terrible build quality this is nothing new.

    • Tempus Fugit ( Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social ) 
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      I’d never say these were even good cars. Sure they go fast, but that’s like the least important part of a car unless you’re 12. Reliability has always been bad and the fit and finish is straight bottom tier. I laugh every time I see one because you can see the panel gaps from a mile away.

    • hddsx ( hddsx@lemmy.ca ) 
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      Ah, yes. Tesla makes the best non-Cybertruck products with the following features:

      -Door cards that fall off when you slam the door too hard

      -Non-automotive grade monitors presenting yellowing over time

      -Disabling and removal of key industry standard sensors for higher levels of autonomy

      -Trunk lids that leak water into your trunk when you open it

      -Panel gaps more inconsistent that Ferrari, except Tesla made no effort to ensure alignment after the fact

      -Putting common and safety features behind a screen with no fail safe

      • Jimius ( Jimius@discuss.tchncs.de ) BannedBanned
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        • hddsx ( hddsx@lemmy.ca ) 
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          That’s because the testing standards had not yet adapted to cars with such low center of gravity.

          • hovercat ( hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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            Or sedans that heavy. Because it’s a multiple of vehicle weight, while the raw number is extremely high for a sedan of the time, the roof crush score is actually pretty mediocre even compared to a Golf from the same year, it’s just so damn heavy the roof had to be stronger to even pass.

    • stoy ( stoy@lemmy.zip ) 
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      Tesla never made some of the best cars you could buy.

      They made an admittedly solid EV, with a cool shell (Model S), but they have kept making idiotic and dangerous choices:

      • Electric door handles
      • Tablet only dashboard
      • Touchscreen gear selector
      • Emergency door pulls require ripping off interior panels.

      And more as described in this thread.

      Tesla started the modern EV craze, I’ll hand them that, but stupid and arrogant choices by management ruined the reputation.

      I have never ridden in a Tesla, and with how dangerous they are, I plan to never do it to the point where if I need a taxi, I will ask for it not to be a Tesla when ordering it.

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