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Laser ( Punchshark@lemmy.ca ) M to Cyberstuck@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 years ago

Cucktruck trying to fit in

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Cucktruck trying to fit in

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Laser ( Punchshark@lemmy.ca ) M to Cyberstuck@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • DogPeePoo ( DogPeePoo@lemm.ee ) 
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    Cybertruck guy: let’s talk about who can take a bigger load in the rear

  • ouRKaoS ( ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ) 
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    I hate to admit it, but that paint job upgrades it from “Ugly as all fuck” to “pretty ugly”

    • Swedneck ( Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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      going with a triangle low-poly pattern is probably the only thing that can make the shape of the car make any sort of sense, i’ve never understood how the flat bare metal look is supposed to be appealing

    • Miles O'Brien ( SARGE@startrek.website ) deleted by creator
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      It’s just mimicking dazzle camo.

      You don’t REALLY think it’s been upgraded, the camo just tricks your brain into thinking it does…

    • limelight79 ( limelight79@lemm.ee ) 
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      It’s hilarious how many I see that are wrapped - the wrapped ones far outnumber unwrapped. Why did you pay so much for a stainless steel truck just to wrap it? If everyone is wrapping them, why bother with the heavy stainless steel?

      I saw a meme the other day with one that was wrapped to look like an F-150. … just…why? You can buy an electric F-150 if that’s what you want.

    • Andromxda 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼 ( Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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      IMO that makes it look even worse lol

  • Letstakealook ( Letstakealook@lemm.ee ) 
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    Imagine buying a $100k unibody “truck” and talking about somebody else’s frame breaking. Also, that bale is likely around 900lbs, which you wouldn’t need a very big truck for, regardless.

  • AItoothbrush ( AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ) 
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    Cybertrucks being the ones where they had to save weight ON THE FRAME because their stupid stainless panels on the outside THAT DO NOTHING weigh so much.

  • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown ( MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io ) 
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  • shittydwarf ( shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    Wasn’t it just yesterday that another cyberfarmer destroyed his air suspension with one hay bale?

    • CanadianCorhen ( CanadianCorhen@lemmy.ca ) 
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      was just thinking of that. IIRC the vents for the air suspension are in the bed, so hay can be sucked in, cloging the system.

    • Gamma ( GammaGames@beehaw.org ) 
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      Yeah, it’s also a fire hazard because it blocks the water drain on the bed lol

  • SpiceDealer ( SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    How does he think that it is a flex? Hay is a relatively light material. The real challenge would be a metal container containing a liquid substance a la multiple beer kegs. My dad’s old Nissan Frontier once held multiple loads (heh) of paint and pulled a trailer full of cement packages without a hitch.

    • JoeBigelow ( JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ) 
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      Round hay bale isn’t heavy, lol

  • zephorah ( zephorah@lemm.ee ) 
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    Therein lies the issue. What is the point of a truck if it can’t haul? At that point, buy the car.

    • Goldholz  ( Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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      And not a SUV. Nobody needs those a normal car. Normal being European or japanese size

      • zephorah ( zephorah@lemm.ee ) 
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        There is interior hauling. The Prius V had 6ft of back space such that you could fit an entire washer or dryer in there. It could accommodate small batches of lumber and was an option for car camping as it would fit a six foot bed and came with a battery that could be tapped for electronics like CPAPs and laptops. The Prius V was a discount option for the van life crowd back when that was a popular thing.

        Effective interior hauling can also happen in minivans with the seats pulled and some SUVs.

      • desktop_user [they/them]  ( desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) BannedBanned
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        even in areas with reasonable amounts of snow cars can do a pretty decent job (as long as you have studded tires and not a stupid sports car with <4" clearance) when compared to SUVs or trucks with summer tires.

    • entwine413 ( entwine413@lemm.ee ) 
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      I mean, my truck has a similar sized bed and I love it. I don’t need a small-penis-mobile just to haul some lumber or move some furniture a few times a year.

      It’s basically just a small SUV they threw a bed on, and it’s great. I can average 38mpg highway if I drive it right, too.

  • RejZoR ( RejZoR@lemmy.ml ) 
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    Actually, Cybercock is using cast aluminium frame which is nowhere near as strong as steel frame used in ALL other pickups.

  • MonkderVierte ( MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ) 
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    I’m one-upping your one-upping.

  • skozzii ( skozzii@lemmy.ca ) 
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    Everytime one of these cybercuck owners opens their mouth you can just tell how insecure they are are with their masculinity.

  • Sigilos ( BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network ) 
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    That paint job looks like some crap ‘limited edition’ skin in a chance-box mil-sim shooter. Bad enough to fall for that crap in a game, but in real life? Lame.

    • desktop_user [they/them]  ( desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) BannedBanned
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      some people like the look of uncommon skins, I don’t necessarily agree, but at least it isn’t a common.

  • skisnow ( skisnow@lemmy.ca ) 
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    Poe’s law strikes again. OOOP has to be joking right? I mean it’s not like they’re loading up that hay to take back to their apartment in the city. Anyone who’s in a position to be moving a bale of hay around, will have used a regular truck before and will have seen hay.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮  ( Kolanaki@pawb.social ) 
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    Originally I thought they were just shitty trucks because I had thought they were the size of a Ford Fiesta until I saw one IRL. Most pictures and videos I had seen of them had nothing next to them to show the true scale.

  • yeehaw ( cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca ) 
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    And there’s pictures on the internet of bumpers/hitches falling off of cybertrucks…

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