Key features
Its a massive house
Its not that bad really!
Huge potential
No forward chain
Description
I am probably going to get sacked when the owner reads my description…but in the meantime we are running with it! Yes its a right dump, but its a large dump. And actually look a little closer and its not as bad as it may seem. There are number of replacement windows, has a modern fuse box and the roof looks good with lead flashing around the firewalls and chimney. And its big, offering a large sitting room, dining room, kitchen, conservatory, three bedrooms and an upstairs bathroom. The garden is pretty decent too. This is your chance to save Santa and bag yourself a bargain too! Offered for sale with no forward chain.
Our dump is a very, very, very large dump
With fountains on the wall
Santa used to be so warm
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There are number of replacement windows
“1 is a number”
In all seriousness though I don’t think it’s fair to blame the estate agent for being terrible, guy is doing the best he can after getting handed a shit sandwich, but still being upfront about the condition.
A 1200sqft 3/1 is considered large? I guess I don’t know UK standards.
Also, what do they mean by “no forward chain”? Is that like a monthly HOA fee?
All relative, in a city (albeit not that desirable) the housing stock will be smaller so I suspect the agent means relative to other houses.
I wonder how it smells… and maybe how many died there…
Seeing the photos, and having been around way too many deceased estate properties, I can instantly smell the whole place.
Damp, old plaster, manky carpets, and the bathroom that smells faintly of old wee and Imperial Leather.
Give it the benefit of the doubt, it survived the great war!
Is that a pink tub? Gotta restore that! I just got through restoring the pink tub in our old house and it’s got so much character!
Knew what it was before I clicked! Great sketch
I couldn’t live with that bathroom, it’ll have to go
The bathroom in my first house had a full avocado suite (bath, sink, toilet and medicine cabinet) with a neon green shag pile carpet.
The tankless water heater located in the shower is the best.
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Poop and shower? Waffle stomp?
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Not sure I buy that the roof is okay, with that peeling ceiling. I guess a tub or toilet could be above it.
