thicc thighs, save lives. so do thicc arms and cores.

Join the swoletariat, comrades!

Look man

Its hard to get swole when they run out of my cookies n cream protein shakes.

Well I’m decidedly not swole but I do rock climb. I can death grip anything

Dude I’m trying my ancestors were all office workers, my lanky ass is not built for muscle!

Soylent too spensive for my unemployed buttocks

I’m fairly bulky but my eyeballs no work good so I can’t shoot for shit.