Alternative headline.
World’s oldest person dies.
Long live the worlds oldest person!
Time for everyone to stop hyping up the Mediterranean diet for longevity and move over to the UK diet.
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Everyone who was alive when she was born is dead.
She said the secret to her longevity was “never arguing with anyone, I listen and I do what I like”.
Imagine being from the UK, seeing not one but TWO world wars that involved your country directly and living to 115! Fuck, the stories she probably has and events she witnessed first hand, which we only read about, would be the kind of stuff I’d love to find a way to preserve!
Tell you what I haven’t heard for a while, is jokes about Wayne Rooney’s preferred age bracket of bedroom companions.
Based on the last picture I saw of him, she might actually think he looks too old.
She’s looking good for 115. Like, seriously.
Read that as “surly woman” at first.
They call it Slurrey locally.
Pfft oh yeah? Well who died and made you world’s oldest person?
Wait…
Imagine being a teenager again
