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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪 ( Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee )  to Shitty Million Dollar Ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 year ago

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  • entwine413 ( entwine413@lemm.ee ) 
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    Trees destroy infrastructure with their roots.

    • Rooskie91 ( Rooskie91@discuss.online ) 
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      And vice versa. Tree roots need to be exposed to air and paving over them is bad for the tree.

      Properly introducing trees in urban environments would take rethinking how we build roads and sidewalks. This thing looks like you could deploy it anywhere.

      • 4am ( 4am@lemm.ee ) 
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        Trees are good for our sanity. The healing tank from Starship Troopers might be good for the environment depending on how it’s powered etc but it is certainly dystopian to look at

        • desktop_user [they/them]  ( desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) Banned
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          cities are already halfway dystopian, why not use algae pools to help compete the look?

    • 🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪 ( Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee ) OP
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      lord Sauron used to say this, and everybody criticized him. Turns out he created jobs and it was correct. Fuck those trees.

  • Etterra ( Etterra@discuss.online ) 
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    You can’t sell a tree for $50,000.

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      Health care has elastic demand. Let’s try to sell it as a health care device. new price $100,000.

  • Dem Bosain ( DemBoSain@midwest.social ) 
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    I’m going to drink a gallon of this stuff, and never have to breathe again.

    • Draconic NEO ( Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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      Fun fact: Some types of Algae like Chlorella are actually safe to eat and nutritious (they sell it dried as a nutritional supplement).

  • blinfabian ( blinfabian@feddit.nl ) 
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    can we have both? trees are more natural to have around, but these looks cool af

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      We need these to replace trees, and everybody to eat gigantic meals out of a bucket. Don’t hesitate this is the New World.

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    Faster setup, but also algae is way more efficient at generated oxygen and at cleaning the air, magnitudes more than trees are.

    As in like combine harvester? What’s wrong with a single old farmer with a sickle? Nothing. They’re just far too slow.

  • kekuwi ( kekuwi@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    Well if you asked what’s wrong with tree… it’s really uneffective in making oxygen :<

    Here’s some explanation by Be Smart https://youtu.be/DZ_T4zMBx6E

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      Fuck those trees. and windmills. bunch of communists.

  • Pacrat173 ( Pacrat173@lemmy.ml ) 
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    New ‘Liquid Trees’ Divide the Internet

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