This screenshot is old (at least 12 years).
Dafuq is an e-note.
A pull-request to forked your reposotory obviously.
A little less formal than an e-mails.
It’s part of the new Business Douche language word salad.
It’s like intraoffice e-mail.
reposotory
poll roquest
Pollo Request. What Walter White was always getting on his phone.
Ah, yes, the supergrown chicken… Pollos Hormonos.
It’s the thing you insert inside your butt to feel better.
When i was around 12 years old i thought it was “respiratory”
Fox News viewers would need the concept of “sharing” explained to them first.
Sharing is a type of communism, of course.
Get that damn code Communism out of my country! No more Forking or Cloning! No more importing libraries either! We’re going to build a big beautiful firewall and export all the unsigned binaries. Make Assembly Great Again! And no terminating projects because apps begin at compilation.
What you do with your thoughts and prayers when another dozen children are massacred. BY RIFLES. WHILE THEY WERE UNDER ADULT SUPERVISION. AT A SCHOOL.
I’m surprised they didn’t sneak in a swipe about open source being a socialist conspiracy to undermine American ingenuity.
“forked” when you push broken code to prod at 5 on a Friday.
This physically hurts me.
I’m convinced that’s ment to get people riled up.
Either that or they’re doing the same amount of research they normally do. It’s hard to tell.
But then why use
Term: explanation
and directly below that
“Term”-- explanation
For the same reason the whole title is in quotes: American literacy is very poor.
If it’s too correct Americans can’t read it.
From Fox News? Couldn’t be.
It’s 10pm, do you know where your Secrets are?
What the hell? If they just asked ChatGPT it would have been much better:
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Repository: A folder of project files on the internet.
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Fork: Your own copy of that folder to make changes.
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Pull Request: A way to ask, “Can my changes go back into the original folder?”
To be fair ChatGPT didn’t exist 12 years ago.
Oh yeah, I overlooked that detail.
Spell-check did though.
The Fox News intern probably didn’t need a ton of water and the energy of a small country just to be trained, though.
Human needs more water and less energy, yes.
Get desalination plants and a closed loop manufacturing process and all you need to care about is energy.
Isn’t facebook trying to buy a nuclear power plant?
They might even be trying to get an enrichment plant while they are at it, who knows?
I think humans also need a lot of water and energy to grow up…
*reposortory(sic)
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*repository, jeniuses
I’m almost more irritated by the use of two hyphens instead of a colon after the first definition. They just didn’t give a shit really.
Well, – you see – a colon can never follow quotation marks, in traditional typography: only ever two hyphens~
I’m sure they could have afforded an em dash.
At least they didn’t call it a suppository.
“GitHub just reached its 1 billionth suppository!!”
“Hopefully it will help with shit. Let’s talk to the originating author, Aasish Pokhrel.”
shit init
I wonder More why was github on tv
This was when they either went public or were bought by microsoft iirc.
Ik
Issue: Form of insult common to this community
They should just have said it’s “like email”.
A series of tubes.
Is this is where hacker named 4chan lives?
