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A tweet saying “Six Male Personalities Of Modern Men Explained: (which one are you?) Read the thread. " It has a picture of some of these, the first one is “alpha male”.It has a cartoonish picture of a guy in a suit. The next is “Beta male”. This shows a person wearing a blazer, with a sneer on their face. The one after this is “Delta Male”. This shows a guy in a plain white t-shirt. Next is a “Gamma male” It shows a guy in a red-and-black striped tshirt, with long hair. The next one is an “Omega Male” It shows a person with short black hair, glasses and suspenders.” The last one is a “Sigma male” It shows a guy with sunglasses and a leather jacket."
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The right rejects nonbinary gender identities. Immediately reinvents nonbinary gender identities.
This is completely different!
However, as a manly army of manly men, we’ll need a banner. Let’s say one colour per man flavour, in horizontal stripes : red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple. And since we are very proud of our virility we should organise some parade of this pride (name to be found).
Good job. Let’s reward ourselves with a nice evening at the hammam.
They’ve invented the binary spectrum. It’s definitely gender-binary, but it’s also a spectrum!
I know this is terrible, but I find it fascinating in a sort of juvenile, teen magazine personality quiz, collect all the dolls type of way.
We’ve got our Businessman, Jock, Normcore main character, Sensitive Grunge Musician, Dweeb and Rebel.
Ignoring the manosphere bullshit and blithely viewing this as a team of characters planning a heist, or potential matches in a farming game or dating sim, how is this not kind of cool?
This is basically the Breakfast Club
If this was a dating sim, alpha would talk nonstop how sexy his cranium shape is while 5 others are doing a shooting on the background.
Then he’d hit you and tell you its your fault.
“Look what you made me do!”
This would actually be a pretty funny premise for a heist movie. Have them stealing Lambos from a crypto conference or something.
They’ve almost found the phi-male. Keep looking, guys!
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I listened to a Dutch person pronounce Gouda (cheese) and now pronounce it that way, much to the dismay of my fellow Americans.
How do they pronounce it?
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9a/Nl-Gouda.ogg
A bit like “khow-da”. Also acceptable: gow-da. US: goo-da.
Astrology for people who know how to get ahold of rohypnol.
they saw all the fun words that queer people have and got jealous
This list is a total scam, Where are my favorite type of guys? Where is the mellow punk? where is the just a little guy? WHERE IS THE WEIRD UNKLE?! Where is the Gen ex doomer with nice sense of humor?! Where is the closeted Christian who is really kinky in bed?!
🤣 this reads like Cosmo for men. I love that for them!
Well obviously I’m the Samantha Male.
You know, the more I think about it, the more I think these manosphere “men” should be put in daycare. They’re clearly not mentally old enough to be adults, so maybe making “dude daycares” for them wouldn’t be the worst thing on the planet.
That’s why they all consider themselves to be alphas. Because they aren’t functional or stable enough to be release candidates.
if you’re none of these you might be φ-male
Why did they flip Gamma and Delta?
Alphabetical ordering, I assume. Just not the right alphabet.
This image looks like some shitty alternate universe version of Doctor Who regenerations.
Maybe the omegas could form a group. Maybe they could call it the omegaverse
God I want these chuds to continue to get flashbanged by Omegaverse/ABO content. Going to sleep happy tonight knowing a manosphere-bro is about to find an ABO mpreg fanfic about their favorite CEOs written by a single woman in her 30s and just implode at the idea of women writing that stuff. That and the fact that AI will flag terms like “alpha male” as 18+ 🤭
Omegle
They’d all look a lot better if they smiled more
They look like a reunion of Jordan Peterson’s unfuckable family tree.
Wait, so it’s like Power Rangers?
Also, why is Gamma after Delta?
Also Omega is the last latter of the Alphabet not Sigma
