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  • henfredemars ( henfredemars@infosec.pub ) 
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    New! Improved DEFAULT flavor!

    Contains X% juice.

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      Ingredients: NULL Best By: 01/01/1970

    • squirrel ( squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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      Now in stores, for only undefined

  • TomMasz ( TomMasz@piefed.social ) 
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    Ingredients: Hydrogen, Oxygen

    • jol ( jol@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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      And sugar, of course.

  • a14o ( a14o@feddit.org ) 
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    1. I’d try it
    2. Why on earth would they capitalize snake case like that
    • noli ( noli@lemmy.zip ) 
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      Maybe the print capitalizes the first letter by default in case someone put in a fruit uncapitalized

  • hddsx ( hddsx@lemmy.ca ) 
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    Where is the default fruit picture

    • death_to_carrots ( death_to_carrots@feddit.org ) 
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      The default fruit picture is a 1x1 px sizes transparent placeholder PNG. Can be used for tracking as well.

    • henfredemars ( henfredemars@infosec.pub ) 
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      I got you.

      • tfm ( tfm@europe.pub ) 
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        Wouldn’t that be fruit missing?

        • Appoxo ( Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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          Better?

          Edit: It is advised to temporarily turn off dark mode

    • a14o ( a14o@feddit.org ) 
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      It’s actually vanilla milk, picture is accurate

      • Bob Robertson IX  ( Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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        Moo(u) juice!

  • jaybone ( jaybone@lemmy.zip ) 
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    Why is it more expensive?

  • thagoat ( thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org ) 
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    Love me some default_juice

    • Scroll Responsibly ( scroll_responsibly@lemmy.sdf.org ) 
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      Give me more of that default_juice

  • lessthanluigi ( lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ) 
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    Even the default language is in anglo-saxoid

  • jenesaisquoi ( jenesaisquoi@feddit.org ) 
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    The shelf label below says мультифруктовый which means multi-fruit.

  • Metahodos ( Metahodos@ani.social ) 
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    Looked it up — for anyone curious, it’s a mix of orange, pineapple, apple, peach, kiwi and passion fruit.

    • Appoxo ( Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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      So multivitamin juice?
      Seems pretty much like a default_juice.

      Though the joke is a bit niche for a general audience

  • arschflugkoerper ( arschflugkoerper@feddit.org ) 
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    I could have sworn that default juice would be orange.

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      Apple, actually. It’s a basis for most cheap juices, including the orange one - at least in Russia, where the picture is taken

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        Papaya over here. Apples would be too expensive.

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    the whole dev team was sent to gulag after this

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    When the government gives you a free meal

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