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floofloof ( floofloof@lemmy.ca )  to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 year ago

In the Future All Food Will Be Cooked in a Microwave, and if You Can’t Deal With That Then You Need to Get Out of the Kitchen

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In the Future All Food Will Be Cooked in a Microwave, and if You Can’t Deal With That Then You Need to Get Out of the Kitchen

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floofloof ( floofloof@lemmy.ca )  to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 year ago
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Update 8/8/2025 – I wrote this the day before a certain post by a popular developer services company. I’ve seen some comments this is a rebuttal – it wasn’t meant to be! But…
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  • lessthanluigi ( lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ) 
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    As a microwave enjoyer, this is the perfect analogy twoards big tech’s notion to push new tech for everything.

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    My favorite part was all the talk about how the kitchen was going to the size of a closet right next to the idea that you need 100 microwaves to make one good meal. Exactly the tech-bro pitch

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    I typically use a microwave to heat already-cooked food, like remains of yesterday’s meal. Or to heat some liquid.

    It’s useful. It’s obviously not going to replace a pan or hoven.

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    We got our microwave out of the kitchen.

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