Kristi Noem, the United States Secretary of Homeland Security, appeared on Glenn Beck’s radio show and slammed “South Park” as “so lazy” and “petty” after she became the Comedy Central series’ latest target.
“It never ends, but it’s so lazy to constantly make fun of women for how they look,” Noem told Beck about the episode, while also acknowledging she did not watch it because she was “going over budget numbers and stuff.”
“It’s always the liberals and the extremists who do that,” Noem added. “If they wanted to criticize my job, go ahead and do that, but clearly they can’t, they just pick something petty like that.”
Oh honey, it’s not your looks that make you ugly.
She’s allowed to be ugly on the inside and be a Botox addicted lizard on the outside.
Protip: if you were a less horrible person, Noem, you wouldn’t be so ripe for parody
Someone could probably plumb her twitter and find rude things about Michelle Obama quite quickly.
Not me, I’m not going anywhere near that cesspit.
It’s always the conservatives crying to mommy about the mean, mean wibbewuls while casually being pedophiles.
Aside from this episode, what often saddens me is the realization that remarkably many men and women are so psychologically damaged to the point that their body dysmorphia leads them to think that this Eraserhead/Chucky-like plastic surgery is more aesthetically pleasing than normal aging. Zoom into this Wikipedia profile picture of Kristi Noem and tell me she doesn’t look like a demon.
In general I do not condone ad hominem attacks, but to be fair, considering the Gestapo shit going on in the USA, the carpet does match the drapes.
She slammed them, but at least she didn’t completely eviscerate them.
Also, Glenn Beck is still a thing? I can’t recall the last time I heard that name.
