They’re all jacked because back then the keyboards were so stiff and the patch cables were so heavy that joining a network and typing in your login credentials burned more calories than a half marathon

Uh, Mr. The Plague, uh, something weird’s happening on the fediverse.
Before one can hack the planet, one must learn how to hack 1507 computers.
Hackers is so unapologetically queer. :3
It is?
Fairly. Cereal Killer and Phantom Freak are hella gender. Burn dreaming about Crash crossdressing and the lingere. Crash being hella chill wearing a dress for the final scene date? All of the outfits are so good. The main romantic subplot being just as much about Burn’s desire for Crash as vice versa? Razor and Blade?
I’ve kinda stopped asking when people claim that. It never ever makes sense to me but also if they’re having their own little fun with it, go off
You ever see anything set in the 90s?
at some point something weird or gay or weirdly hay will happen and someone will shrug and say: “it’s the 90s”.
And crowd strike is all like “hold my beer, watch this”
Zero Cool might have been lying lol
https://www.nytimes.com/sitemap/1988/08/10/
https://store.nytimes.com/products/new-york-times-front-page-reprint?variant=35826434120
Edit: the store link doesn’t keep the date -_- you’ll have to select the date to see the front page.
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(sigh) WHY is my only copy of this movie on a VHS tape buried deep in the closet?
And I don’t even have a working VCR at hand.
Sounds like it’s time to hack the mainframe
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Later on he started Overriding Crashes.









